Monday, August 3, 2009

People never answer their phones.

OH YEAH! One more thing...I'm an idiot.

I was driving home from Jeff's mom's house and I was feeling pretty happy and whatnot so when You Oughta Know came on the radio, I decided to call Dina and sing it as loud as I could since it's like her favorite song ever. Well, the voicemail came on so I decided to sing it anyway. Super loud and annoying-like. Then I hung up when the song ended.

Then I realized I didn't call Dina. I called Dr. Venkat, the name AFTER Dina in my phone. AWESOME. Here I am trying to convince her I'm depressed and I need Xanax to sleep and now she has a message of me singing (yelling) about Alanis Morrissette going down on a dude in a theater. That's awesome.

Thanks a lot, Dina. You bitch.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

heheheheheheh

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Fuck that is fucking awesome!

Dude you can call me! I'll answer my phone!

dani31608 said...

This made my day!

screwdestiny said...

That is too funny!

Monica said...

Lmfao. Ohhhh I'll bet youll get some meds now...

Mrs. Jelly Belly said...

LMAO! That's hilarious...you shoud be careful; maybe they'll decide to bypass the meds and just lock you up completely.

big_mummy said...

omg that is way too funny!! youll have to say it was a manic moment and you think your in fact bipolar. take her some of your gangsta glasses as a gift and tel her that you saw them and thought of her. she will so believe.

F. McButter Pants said...

Well that made me laugh! How funny. Maybe you'll something stronger then Xanax....fingers crossed....lol

Was reading about your near drowning experience......sounds like everything turned out ok, but how scary, right??

Thanks for your comment......so honored! I dont think you've ever left me a comment....lol. Love your blog, read it all the time.

Roxie said...

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Lorie said...

I'm laughing out loud....at work....people are looking....that's awesome!

:)

Tantra Flower said...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*snort*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

@eloh said...

You'll be getting a precription from that doctor, have no doubt about it....it may come with a new jacket with lots and lots of fucking buckles.

jessi said...

Yeah . . . this might just have been the incident needed to get you some meds! :)

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

That is totally Dina's fault...

Camevil said...

My spidey sense tells me that the Dr. is going to be giving you a call very soon.

TJ said...

classic! that was SO Dinas fault!

bbubblyb said...

That totally cracked me up. I just picture your doctor thinking, what the hell? lol

Shelley said...

What a crack up! Agreeance, it's ALL Dina's fault. ;)

arielcircleofnine said...

Freakin Dina!!! Figures.....wish I was a fly on the doc's wall as she played that back!
Hey, you did sing "Im not quite as well, I thought you should know" right? She's probably going to get to work stat trying to diagnose you!

Carlos said...

fucking dina!

Jenn@slim-shoppin said...

OMG, that's so funny!!

I've done that before (not singing) but start talking to who I think I'm calling and its not them!

Amy said...

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.... I can totally see it..."Hey bitch! Listen to this!" We should just be glad the doc didn't call the cops to show up at your door and 'escort' you... ROFL

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious--way better than an ass call!

Dina said...

Serves you right for calling me Fatlantis.

Karma!

S. said...

That is excellent.

MackAttack said...

You made me laugh out loud that is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

That shit is great! I love it! Xanax is good but that is way better....too funny

Pam said...

jejejejeje...that is classic. Just classic.

Chris H said...

That is so funny! If nothing else you have proved to your doctor that you are mad!

Erin said...

Seriously, that's funny. I cried a little that was so funny.

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Kathy R. said...

One of my best buddies, who I would call a friend, seems to never answer his phone. He is a fellow classmate, workout partner, and drinking buddy.

I just wonder if I can call this guy a friend if he not avaible when I may need him most. How can I count on him to "be there" if he never answers the phone. Sometimes it takes 3 different people to get him to answer it. I just dont get it. Answer it and say, "i'm busy" and let be. I just don't appreciate sommebody calling me, wanting something whenever they want and ignoring the phone when we call them.
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