Monday, February 22, 2010

SnGz

Hear ye hear ye! Let it be known that there is free stuff to be had simply by reading this blog today. Go forward and tell thine blogging community:




Here's two life lessons I've found to be exceedingly true in my almost 32 years of life:
1. Laughter is the best medicine.
2. Everybody poops.



They may not be the most profound lessons, but they are effective and honest. If you can't laugh at yourself and the people you love, then you are destined to be one pissed off person for most of your unfunny life. And if you're having problems with #2 (pun very much intended), well, you probably need more fiber.



It is with those two simple points in mind that I present to you my second ever Blog Giveaway! Just in time for its first birthday! Without further ado, feast your eyes on...




The Shitz n Gigglez Giveaway!



This is possibly one of the top five most fibery blog giveaways...ever.

Before I list the loots, I feel I must say that it's not like I'm trumpeting Lisa Lampanelli as some dieting guru. I'm only saying that as a fat girl with a lot of self-esteem issues, I felt a lot of echoed sentiment in this book hidden among the fat jokes and stories of banging black dudes. MAYBE that's not your style, in which case, MAYBE you don't wanna enter, and hey, I'm okay with that. But she went to Fat Rehab! So...just saying, maybe she's an unlikely motivator, but a motivator all the same. Yeah.

So anyway, here's what you get: (counter clockwise from top left...)

1. The book: Lisa Lampanelli - Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat and Freaks. (this is the gigglez part, see?)

2. Fit and Fresh Fruit and Veggie Bowl: Comes with a cool little ice ring thingy and compartments for 3 fruits/veggies and one dip with a cover. Fruit and veggies are the BESTEST way to get in that fiber. I have one of these, and well, it rules.

3. Quaker Weight Control Instant Oatmeal (Variety Pack) - 6g fiber per serving!

4. Fiber One Complete Pancake Mix - 5g fiber per serving!

5. Progresso High Fiber Chicken Tuscany Soup - 7g fiber per serving!

6. Fiber One 90 Calorie Chewy Bars (chocolate peanut butter flavor) - 5g fiber per serving!

7. Jolly Time 100 calorie Healthy Pop Popcorn (butter flavor) - 9g fiber per serving!

8. Emerald 100 Calorie Cocoa Roast Almonds - 2g fiber per serving!

9. Fiber One Blueberry Muffin Mix - 5g fiber per serving! (don't forget to use the Hungry Girl recipe to lower the calories and add even more fiber with pumpkin!)

There's some more small stuff but I forgot to take pictures of it and who doesn't like surprises?? It's just like gum and a card or something, I think? Anyway...

So you guys know the drill when it comes to these giveaways...here's how to enter:
1. Leave me a comment telling me YOUR favorite fibery food. If you don't have one, then just make something up!
2. Link to my blog from YOUR blog telling the masses about this giveaway! (then leave me another comment here saying you did it. I'm no psychic!)
3. Post a picture of your proudest poop. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you.
4. TWO ENTRIES if your comment is a poo-inspired joke!

That's it. Stock up on Charmin and hang tight. I'll draw the winner on um...Friday-ish? That sounds good.

Have a great Monday, guys!

35 comments:

Tigerlilly said...

my fav fiber? cardboard! ... no, its actually oatmeal! Oh and broccoli!

theantijared said...

What if your name is Jack Sh*t? Do you get three entries?

I better run before the sh*t hits the fan!

TJ said...

I love that Fiber one muffin mix AND the pancakes! We are having the pancakes one night this week for dinner! YUM! :) Great giveaway T! :) Whoohoo!

Wishing on a star said...

Fiber One bars are the bomb...he he he :)

TJ said...

Added a mention PLUS link to your giveaway on my blog. http://bit.ly/d0mS2b

LAF said...

I'm always up for an apple to get my fiber - as long as it's not too mushy - I hate that!

hollywoodmeetsdenver said...

I like flax!!

Robyn said...

Peanut butter with a banana is my FAVE. Sooo good.

Kyle and Darci said...

pb fiber one bars are def my fav!! great giveaway!! thanks :)

Amanda said...

I actually googled "fiber rich foods" to find out what I ate that was high in fiber, and it turns out that brewed coffee "contains a significant amount of soluble dietary fiber." Who knew?

Rebecca said...

man... my mom fed me some of the barilla protein pasta..i have no clue what was in it but it made me so damn gasy...

hot damn... it wast he most uncomfortable 2 hours ive had to sit through class!

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

I want this stuff...my fave fibery schtuff is Fiber 1 pop tarts. Awesomeness for breakfast.

Carrieheff said...

I like the Fiber One Muffins the most.

Ok, here's a poop joke:
Why does Tigger smell bad????
Because he plays with Pooh!!!!

TC said...

I loves the oatmeal, warm, creamy goodness in ma belly! I also want to point out that I can't find Progresso's soups in my town. :( I have SOUP ENVY people!! My blog now has linkage to your give away, too.

I have no poop jokes, but I do have a small poem for ya.

This fiber-rich haul seriously rocks
It will sweep through any poopage blocks
Soon I'll be flushing and blushing with pride
If only this Shitztatic prize will be mine!

biz319 said...

What a great giveaway!! Lisa Lamponelli kills at those roasts on Comedy Central!

Cheryl said...

I love the Fiber 1 bars - peanut butter ones are awesome! Thanks for the great giveaway!

starr said...

yeah pick me....i eat most of that stuff! save me some money LOL

wildfluffysheep said...

good luck to those entering!

i never win i am giving up on give aways!

Jenn said...

Me and my hubby saw Lisa Lampanelli live a few years ago. Cried our eye out and nearly wet our pants. (How about a urine related comment?)

Stacie said...

we really like the fiber one blueberry muffins. we make these in mini loaf pans. they are delicious and more than just a fiber full muffin, they are a treat.

Shelley said...

I like broccoli and apples for my fiber, but those treats sounds yummy and I need to win so I can try them!

Erin said...

not entering since i won the first giveaway, but...

whoever posted the poem deserves to win for sheer creativity.

Linda Pressman said...

Here's my favorite high fiber food: Mission Carb Balance flour tortillas. They have 11 grams of fiber each! On my really, really old Weight Watchers calculator this means each one is zero points! I mean, I know that's impossible, but still, fun.

Not doing the giveaway thing, but wanted to tell you about the tortillas!

screwdestiny said...

Mm-mmm. Boy do I love fiber. I like to get mine through fruit and vegetables, usually. My favorites are apples, all kinds of berries, and broccoli. I also really enjoy whole wheat bread. The good stuff. Not that stuff that claims to be wheat but really isn't. The liars.

jgreenwood said...

I have a recipe for Blueberry Flax Muffins that I love! not a bad way to get my fiber.

Kelly said...

CarbCheck Bagles are the Shitzizzle. What a craptastic giveaway!!! Hell yeah I want to win it!

Pumpkin said...

I'm most excited about the Fit and Fresh Fruit and Veggie Bowl and I heart Lisa Lampanelli! I think that if people can't take Lisa's sense of humor then they probably aren't reading your blog. You're both funny and badass!

Lorie said...

This giveaway is the bomb-diggity!! Someone is really going to clean up or out I should say! :P

I am linking you also :)

I <3 broccoli!!

Meghan said...

I love popcorn. I easily down an entire bag...mmmm...

also I posted your link on my blog!

Christine said...

This is a great giveaway! I love oatmeal, apples, broccoli, etc...

I also have a tigger and winnie the pooh joke, but a little different:

Why was tigger looking down the toilet? He was looking for pooh.

Julie said...

I love fiber one granola bars. They are my fast fiber pick.

I have also linked you on my blog.

Great giveaway!

Kimmi said...

Love the fiber one bars! And I have a poo joke!

What do you do when you swallow an elephant?

Run around and around 'til he's all pooped out!

arielcircleofnine said...

awesome giveaway--poop-themed! my fave fibery food is oatmeal; i cant get enough. Oh and acorn squash, that too. I havent tried the oven frying gig with fiber-one cereals and all, but Ive been meaning to. for like a year. LOL

OK....I dont have any poop jokes. Just a horrible visual to relay--ex-bf used to poop with door open, after loudly announcing it was "time to take the Browns to the SuperBowl"
aaaaccccccccccckkk!

Katie J said...

LMAO at the above comment. I say I am going to drop the kids off at the lake!

Community said...

Like i usually understnd slag and do alot of it ma self but i seriously dnt undestand ur questio or what ur writing...so next time in english maybe ..

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