It's a godawful small affair...

I think I'm getting a Blackberry tonight. My phone is like four years old and I'm sick of people making fun of it, plus I'd like to not have to take Jeff's laptop to San Fran because it's a huge dinosaur and it's heavy. I'm gonna go to the T-Mobile store after work and see if I can get one with minimal rapeage. More news on this as it occurs...


If you don't know Jack Sh*t, you probably should. He's a funny dude and today is his birthday so go read and say hi and whatnot. He also created the Really Shitty blog award, which Dina nominated me for in a shameless effort to make me say seven nice things about her. Seven is a lot. I can't even say seven nice things about people I LIKE, yet alone Dina. I guess I'll try though so she can get off THE RAG about it...



Things that don't suck about Dina:
1. She leaves me crunk voicemails.
2. She tells good stories that keep me giggling all day at my boring job.
3. She laughs at my jokes when they're good and calls me out when they're lousy.
4. Total perv.
5. She makes my life seem kinda good, by comparison.
6. She knows most of my secrets and hasn't told a bunch of people yet (TO MY KNOWLEDGE...)
7. Big Jugs.

I'll pass this award along to Camevil because she gives good comments and also because of...zombie run. And Fool's Fitness because he wants dinosaurs in his front yard, and I think that's cool.

Alright, back to work, you slacker. I'm sick of doing these freaking address changes. STOP MOVING SO MUCH, JERKS!

FOUR MORE DAYS!

Edit: I'm thinking about getting bangs. I haven't had them since like the late 80s when big bangs were IN. But...I dunno, I'm bored with my hair but I could never cut it short, so I'm looking for a compromise. HELP ME, FASHIONISTAS!