Monday, September 7, 2009

Iron my shirt, bitch.

ATTENTION!

I would like to formally announce that the League of Extraordinarily Fat Gentlemen is a living example of pure sexist bullshit and I won't stand for it!

I think, eat, talk, swear, and pee like a man, so I would like to know where is my goddamn invite.
SEXISM!

P.S. I finally hit 150 Followers, yay! In honor of that, I'm doing a giveaway soon. A bunch of random shit that you will LOVE, so check back in a few days once I get it all ready to go. I'll announce it after the next Vag-tastic Vixen Coalition Meeting. NO BOYS ALLOWED.

26 comments:

KrysTros said...

Sigh, I know exactly what you mean. I grew up with 5 brothers and was in the Army 8 yrs. Men, why can't we put them all on an island somewhere far, far away?

K.T. http://krystros.blogspot.com/

Diana said...

I love you Tricia! Girl Power!!!

Diana said...

Oh, and what my 6-year old niece says:

Boys drool, girls rule!

Unknown said...

You're right of course.

Will there be a demonstration?

Should I make some protest signage?

Erin said...

hey, i found your blog randomly through another, but i'm glad i did. yours kicks some ass. i'll definitely be checking back in.

Katie J ♥ said...

Girls rock!

Sara said...

Seriously, I'm not sure I'd want to be in a room with every member of "the league" there at once. The smell alone...

Glad you're posting again, Tricia--I've been thinking about you!

Tantra Flower said...

I wish to be a member of this Vag-tastic Vixen Coalition.

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Oh oh oh I'm in!!!

Let the vag rise!

Amy said...

There's a Spice Girls song begging to be in this post somewhere.... Hee... :-P

Losing it in Vegas said...

As long as I never have to type Pig Latin again, I will join! :D

big_mummy said...

you pee like a dude?

Rebecca said...

glad your alive and ok!!

Dana (www.eatsleepgetfit.com) said...

OMG you crack me up! I wanna be on the Vag-Tastic Vixen ride!

Unknown said...

oh hells yeah! Us girls gotta stick together!

arielcircleofnine said...

I too pledge my allegiance to the Vag-tastic Vixen Coalition!!!!

Camevil said...

Faster Pussycat. Kill! Kill!

Tara Stevens said...

boys smell, girls rule

fact

Fat Daddy said...

Given the whole flogger thing...I think you vag-tastic babes ouught to add "voluptuous" to the beginning of your club.

The Voluptuous Vag-tastic Vixen Coalition...or the 3V Club.

theantijared said...

Oh, I am coming to your next meeting!!!!!!

And just so you know, I still think "Fat Joe" is allowed to be overweight. It is in his name.

I am also offering you a invite....to Carlos's blog!!! Ha!

You blog is funny BTW!

Unknown said...

Girl power!!!!!

S. said...

I am so a Vag-tastic Vixen! It's like I was born to be one!

Angie Moses said...

GIRL POWER!

Shrinkabootie said...

Hee. I'm pretty Vag-tastic if I do say so myself...even if I only have 25 followers. I like to keep my ish on the double down low doncha know. ;o)

bbubblyb said...

You still crack me up. I can't wait to find out what your give-away is going to be, I think a package from you would be riot.

Dina said...

men suck

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