Friday, February 27, 2009

Spoiler Alert: I'm fat.

So today has been all... and...
and...

So I feel like a total...
And I need one of these:

And one of these:

And in only 3 days I'm gonna be on one of these:
...and it's gonna suck because nothing is worse than flying as a fattie. Oh the dread!
I was doing pretty okay all week so far, so I dunno what my deal is today but I have been a bottomless pit since like 9am after I had my "on-plan" breakfast.
Some days I feel so strong and the next day...it's gone.
I'm chewing gum like it's going outta style because it's the only thing keeping me from shoveling another brownie into my mouth. Can't wait for this day to be OVER.
Oh well...at least it's Friday.

14 comments:

Dina said...

omg, I am right there with you.

starving

so thanks for posting pics of yummy food, I truly appreciate that ;)

wildfluffysheep said...

I like the picture narrative :P Very inventive. Kinda made me smile. Though those brownies look delicious *drool*

man, i love and hate flying at the same time. Awesome that I am travelling but horrid that I have ask for the dreaded seatbelt extender thingy. *shudders*

Kate said...

If you send those brownies to me it'll keep you from eating any more of them...

HopeFool said...

I have been perfectly OP all week, and have only gained. It sucks and I totally feel like eating everything you just posted.

Fat flying does suuuuck. You going somewhere good?

Action Jackson said...

Dude, is that a bbq chicken sandwich? I've been battling ruthless hangover binge urges all day. You should work in advertising or something, because now I can't stop thinkin about food, lol.

Carlos said...

lol awesome post. sorry you are struggling...might be stress over the flight. hang in there and thanks for the laugh

bbubblyb said...

Hang in there it will get better, sounds like my anxiety days, something going on you're stressing about? Maybe the plane trip. I agree great post with all the pictures and narrative.

May said...

By far, the most entertaining entry of the day! Planes suck!

arielcircleofnine said...

MMMMMmmmmmmmmm....I had a "hungry day" as well, not really sure why but my ultra-skinny uber-fast metabolism-having husband said the same, he's been starving all day long. Maybe its something the universe is trying to tell us (cant be "Just EAT" can it?noooooooooooooooo!!)
Hope you have a good trip, and yeah that you're going somewhere good!

*Kristine* said...

LOVE the pictures... you're soo creative :)

I hope that your flight goes smooth!

Wendy Lou said...

Oh brownies. I hate that I love them so.

I've decided that I can't fly anywhere until I lose some of this excess baggage I'm hauling around. On my last flight to Vegas I felt really bad for the guy next to me because I was all up in his bubble. Thank heavens it was a quick flight.

Good luck with your trip and thanks for such an awesome post!

Super Squared said...

OMG I"m living vicariously through you. Those brownies look amazing. Your post and its presentation with the pics cracked me up. I'm so sorry you have to fly in three days, especially if its with Southwest. They are like Nazis with their fat ass policy. Here's hoping you have a row all to yourself so you can get comfortable ;)

Calypso Rain said...

Is it possible that the reason your not as psyched to see your family as you *think* you should be is:

1. They don't get along so the time together is stressful?

My family fights alot, my family is italian and very loud. While the fights are short-lived and always over by the end of the night there are times I will shove food into my mouth just so I don't get dragged into the conversation. If your chewing you can't answer right away so they move on to the next sucker.

2. You have promised yourself you are going to start getting with the program in a more strict way when you get back, but before that your going to spend a week wth your family who are big eaters. Subconsciously you know the more you eat great food while your away the harder it is going to be to get started again when you get back.

It's only a theory huney, but those are the two things that crossed my mind. If you agree then maybe you should make a plan to deal with it before ya go. Best of Luck!

twinkelydots said...

Moving up.

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