Thursday, May 28, 2009

It's a godawful small affair...

I think I'm getting a Blackberry tonight. My phone is like four years old and I'm sick of people making fun of it, plus I'd like to not have to take Jeff's laptop to San Fran because it's a huge dinosaur and it's heavy. I'm gonna go to the T-Mobile store after work and see if I can get one with minimal rapeage. More news on this as it occurs...


If you don't know Jack Sh*t, you probably should. He's a funny dude and today is his birthday so go read and say hi and whatnot. He also created the Really Shitty blog award, which Dina nominated me for in a shameless effort to make me say seven nice things about her. Seven is a lot. I can't even say seven nice things about people I LIKE, yet alone Dina. I guess I'll try though so she can get off THE RAG about it...



Things that don't suck about Dina:
1. She leaves me crunk voicemails.
2. She tells good stories that keep me giggling all day at my boring job.
3. She laughs at my jokes when they're good and calls me out when they're lousy.
4. Total perv.
5. She makes my life seem kinda good, by comparison.
6. She knows most of my secrets and hasn't told a bunch of people yet (TO MY KNOWLEDGE...)
7. Big Jugs.

I'll pass this award along to Camevil because she gives good comments and also because of...zombie run. And Fool's Fitness because he wants dinosaurs in his front yard, and I think that's cool.

Alright, back to work, you slacker. I'm sick of doing these freaking address changes. STOP MOVING SO MUCH, JERKS!

FOUR MORE DAYS!

Edit: I'm thinking about getting bangs. I haven't had them since like the late 80s when big bangs were IN. But...I dunno, I'm bored with my hair but I could never cut it short, so I'm looking for a compromise. HELP ME, FASHIONISTAS!

13 comments:

Michelle said...

Great blog - Crackberries are fun, but soo addictive! Try longer side-swept bangs, they're soft and pretty!

Dina said...

You should totally get bangs, so that I may laugh at you.

Thanks for posting a chat where I tell two people to suck a dick WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE OR APPROVAL. I appreciate that, very much.

Dina said...

and by "appreciate that, very much" I mean, I want to punch you in the nose

Camevil said...

oh shit.

Camevil said...

And, say yes to the bangs. I got them for the first time since '92, and I'm glad I did. Find a good stylist, and you shouldn't end up with that 80's poof that looked like a dog's butt that was all the rage.

Broken YoYo said...

you mean you don't want an iPhone? *everyone* has iPhones!

I don't, I have a blackberry, I refuse to conform

go rebel me

or something like that...

TJ said...

I just got an iPhone... best friggin invention EVER! I take it everywhere...even the bathroom...uuh huh! LOL

Im not a bang person but I also have a head full of crazy ass curls so bangs dont behave. lol

Carlos said...

blackberry blackberry blackberry!

ps i don't suck cock... really big clits are another story altogether

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

What madness have I wrought?

Oh, and about the bangs: I have no opinion whatsoever. Hope that helps!

jessi said...

carlos needs to shut the f*ck up because I know he really wacks off to thoughts of the new iPhone coming out this summer . . . come on . . . you know it's true!!

arielcircleofnine said...

I wanted a blackberry but then you have to pay extra to use the features I think? I had fantasies of answering work emails from my 50ft yacht rather than my beat up hunk of junk laptop, but alas it was not to happen!!
Side swept bangs, agreed!!

CactusFreek said...

I don't even know what a blackberry [phone] is, but i'm asuming you're not refering to a fruit lol
I use my phones till they die!

Nice award...i think lol

Patty said...

I thought you wrote I am thinking about getting banged. Oh, getting bangs...nevermind.

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