Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Whiny Wednesday.

My back's really been killing me lately. About once a year, my back starts to act stupid. But it's worse now than it's been before. Probably due to the fact that I'm fatter than ever.

It ranges from like an annoying dull pain to OHJESUSFUCK spasm-type pain. I'm convinced each spasm is taking years off my life.

So I made an appointment for the chiropractor this afternoon. As a general rule, I don't usually like to do things in public that involve taking off my shirt. My backfat rolls need something to cling to besides open air. But I fear it is a necessary evil as "not sleeping" and "hating life" are things that I also don't enjoy.

Man, I hate being in pain. I have an extremely low pain tolerance a.k.a I am a giant fucking baby when it comes to the owies. But going to the chiropractor just means MORE pain! "Oh, you're in pain, well let's crack all your bones and put you through an hour of torture..." NOT COOL. If I'm already in pain, why do I have to be in MORE pain just to get rid of said original pain? There has to be a better way. I think we should cut out the Space Program and use those funds to find a painfree cure for my back. The world can thank me later.

Also, my boss just bent over by my desk and I saw her whaletail. WTF UNIVERSE.

Today...end already.


Dina said...

I hope you don't get paralyzed by the chiropractor.

Next Dateline special!

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

I hope you didn't get paralyzed by the whatetail.

I have three daughters, so I have a ginormous tolerance for pain. I don't even get novacaine at the dentist... just drill, baby, drill.

Seriously, hope the chiropractor helps. Back pain will shut you down faster than anything else.

If it gets worse, I'm ready to take a "weekend at Bernies style" shift on the blog.

big_mummy said...

ive been aching today too- i think its the pedometers taking away our life force!

Julie said...

Never heard of whaletail but as soon as I read it I knew what you meant. Too funny!

I hope your pain goes away soon. I am big baby for pain tolerance... I have never had back pain and I hope I never do.

TJ said...

I tried the chiro- he didnt know WTF he was doing and I screamed as he pushed on my back - he never understood why I was so uncomfortable or that what he did to me wasnt making me feel better. ( a month later I was diagnosed with scoliosis) make sure he knows what hes doing!! SAFETY FIRST TRICIA! Lol
I hate spasms...acupuncture worked for me on that!!! Seriously.


arielcircleofnine said...

Just be thankful you didnt see her cameltoe, though not sure if you can rock the simultaneious whaletail/cameltoe combo and live to mean, good luck at the chiro!

tantra flower said...

I'm so sorry you are having back pain. :(

wildfluffysheep said...

I like the idea of a whiny Wednesday.
I am just going to whine on Wednesdays.

Hope your back pain gets sorted.

I have BIG issues with my back fat. Mainly because my back fat is big.

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