Thursday, July 16, 2009

All Eyez On Me...

I felt better after some retail therapy at Ross. I love that place because you never know what kinda weird shit you're gonna find. It's like a scavenger hunt. I saw an awesome painting of a clown eating a cupcake and I wanted it pretty bad, but it was outta my price range for weird shit. As a general rule, I usually try to keep my junk purchases under 10 bucks per item because otherwise I feel like the joke's on me. I hid it way in the back of the pile so maybe it'll go on Clearance one day and my life will be whole again.

I did find these kick ass tumblers for only 5 bucks for the set:
These will be awesome for Kelly's Green Monster smoothies that I plan on trying soon. So maybe I am drinking a smoothie with spinach in it, at least I'm drinking it out of a cup filled with the essence of hardcore gangsta.

Then I went back to work and told Dina about my purchases and this happened:
Good ol' Dina. Always making me feel smart.
I got home at 4:30 and Jeff was still in bed, so whatever. I guess he was up at some point during the day because I found this in the kitchen:
Man, it must really be time to go grocery shopping if he was reduced to baking fucking cornbread to eat for lunch. He has frozen dinners so I dunno what the hell was up with this, but it sure looks like shit. Kitchen's all dirty, sink's all full, and this corn-rock was just sitting there looking sad. I kinda wanna go chuck it at his head, but I guess that would be rude and I'm trying to be nice so he'll take me to get some dinner when/if he wakes up. I'll give him another hour and if nothing happens, it's CORNBREAD TO THE HEAD time.

17 comments:

Amy said...

dammit. i choked on my own spit trying not to laugh because i'm pissed at my hub, and i don't want him to think he can get on my good side because i'm smiling at a blog post! (<- run on sentence of the year. TYVM.)

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Damn Tricia, I can't read your blogs without laughing or crying...or both. However, if you proceed with cornbread to the head time I insist on photographic evidence.

TJ said...

OMG! I cant stop laughing...
First- I love your gangsta glasses! Thats so effin cool!

second- the cornbread on the counter made me laugh so hard I cried...Im having a hard time seeing the alphabet on the keyboard! lol

You rock T! I love Ross...but I love Home Goods even more! Great prices on goodies! :)

big_mummy said...

omfg *chokes on the laughter* i cant believe you brought gangsta glasses for your gangsta greens! You are so much cooler than me, my greens are in a plain up and down hiball *sob*

do it- aim for the brow!

screwdestiny said...

Those gangsta tumblers are so cool! And that conversation was hilarious. I love me some s and o o p, too, yo.

Ang said...

cracking me up :-)

wildfluffysheep said...

*smiles evilly*

*whispers softly but evilly* corn bread to the head.

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

You probably should have just Steve McNair-ed him with that knife and when the police arrived, you coulda just shown them that sad cornbread and they woulda let you off with a warning.

Then, a toast to your dead homey in your bitchin' new glasses...

arielcircleofnine said...

I totally think you need to buy that clown eating cupcakes picture!!!
So, did Jeff take the cornbread-to-da-head fo'shizzle or what???!
we need updates!

P.S. To be perfectly frank if I walked in and found a cornbread rock, I would probably try to eat it--yeah, even if it was a rock. Thats why I dont bake nuffin (mmmm rhymes with muffins!)

Dina said...

you are a slut

that is all

Carlos said...

awesome corn rock!

LAF said...

I really hope the clown picture gets marked down soon... Good call on moving it to the back of the stack!

Losing Waist! said...

Ummmm... what is the police code for assult with cornbread?? What about the crime? Could it be considered a deadly weapon?

I thought about how to legally used the cornbread to make him suffer, and all I could come up with was stuffing it into the toes of his shoes... not as good as jaming a chunk up his nose.

Did anyone know that Tupac beer glasses even existed??

Dina said...

I want those glasses.

Dina said...

and for the record YOU are the one that doesn't listen to hip hop, I was mocking people!

Dina said...

dang cornbread

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