In Las Vegas, most good fireworks are illegal, but they have these stands all over town selling "Safe 'n Sane" fireworks. Basically they don't shoot in the air or do anything cool except make a lot of sparks and smoke. They have a few fireworks shows around town, but we just decided to stay put and do our AWESOME KICK ASS SAFETY FIREWORKS! Behold the wonder:
Holy shit, dude!.
Turns out it's very boring and I should stop trusting fate.
FYI, this was my 100th post. I wish it had been something more spectacular...but at least there were fireworks. Ya know?