Wednesday, July 22, 2009

My redneck past keeps nipping at my heels...

So neither of my sisters would even answer my calls last night. Fuck em.

We went to trivia but we got 4th again and the nerdy Dave Grohl guy wasn't even though so it was pretty sucky.

So it's day 3 of dieting. I was super excited about finally finding the 75% Reduced Fat Cabot Cheddar last night that Biz recommended. It's awesome! I made up an Egg TrishMuffin this morning with the cheese all scrambied into my egg whites and it was nom nom noms. I'm not really a breakfast person but I'm trying to get more calories in during the day so I can stop eating so much at night. We'll see how it goes.

I'm back into the "can't-weigh-in-too-fat" range so my scale won't weigh me again. I was talking to Dina about it and she told me to like wrap a string around my waist and mark it so I can measure it again in a couple weeks and see if it got smaller, but man, that sounds so damn country to me. MA, WHERE'S MUH MEASURING TWINE?? Gah. I guess I'll do it though...fat beggars can't be fat choosers. I'll let you guys know how that works out.

Oh yeah, speaking of Dina, we're planning a Blogger meetup for sometime in late January 2009. Basically you fly to (DESTINATION TO BE DETERMINED) for a weekend of fat debauchery and then you go home. You have to get like...a place to stay and pay for your own shit. But...it's like six months away, so you should be able to save up some scratch by then and you can come out and meet all your favorite Blogger peeps! And me! I think it will be a blast. So...yeah. Lemme know if you think you'd be down for this sorta thing.

I'm so excited for the movie Funny People to come out. I keep watching all these shows about it and reading all this junk online about it. I hope I don't ruin it for myself cause July 31 is still a long time from now. C'mon c'mon c'mon! Seth Rogen is hot but I still miss his fatness.

21 comments:

Dina said...

Sweet!!!!

It's Cleveland.


lol at "WARSH MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK!"

I'm so proud of you! You're doing great on your diet, and you even got low fat cheese! HARD CORE!

Tony said...

eww cleveland?

jessi said...

Tricia . . . i love that you post Ben Folds Five lyrics. I know I say this all the time. But it's true love.

Kelly said...

Measuring string. It's kind of funny but it really is good to measure yourself. I wish I would have done it.

Cleveland is just too far for me right now but I would love to go. If it were Houston I'd be all over it. :)

Congrats on day 3! One day at a time. :)

arielcircleofnine said...

nom noms! I need to force myself to eat some breakfast once in a while too; sounds like youre doin great. Im so going to cleveland too, will Chuck be in attendance?

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

You and Dina both dieting? On your weight loss blogs? Daaaaaaammmmmmn....

bbubblyb said...

Way to go on day 3!!! I was cracking up at "ma where's my measuring twine?" lol. You know walmart has tape measures that go up to 90", I have one.

I would love to meet up with everyone but I think my husband would have a hissy fit if I went somewhere without him lol.

jessi said...

also - i'm sooooo in love with seth rogan. fat seth rogan, not skinny shaved seth rogan.

Amy H. said...

You're a riot.

Monica said...

I miss the fat Seth Rogen, too! Im weird though, sometimes I actually feel betrayed that he went and lost weight. Have you seen the HBO special on "Funny People" yet? Jonah Hill totally makes fun of him for losing weight LOL

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

I want to go! I can't. I'm saving up for my trip back to WI in October for my mom's wedding so there's no way I could have the cash for a second trip to Cleveland a couple months after that. Super boo. Take lots of pics though!

anne h said...

We can all share rooms with really big beds in them!

Shelley said...

"Where's my measuring twine" reminds me of "Get Mama's pryin' bar" from the Simpsons (when Lisa was a fat mom in her dream, er, nightmare.

Cleveland rocks,but it's too far away! I'm with Kelly - why don't y'all come to Houston? We could sweat away the pounds!

Dina said...

Jack Shit can shut it!

Honib1 said...

just found your blog.. will be looking forward to watching your measuring string get tighter and tighter.. I think if it works for now... well great... best of luck to you!!!

*Kristine* said...

LOL @ Measuring Twine... I wanted to start measuring myself so that when I didn't get any love I'd be able to see if I lost some inches... bad idea. Apparently I have to get a superlong measuring tape to measure my abdomino and my breasticles. *sigh*

Oh and Seth Rogen is my celebrity crush... he was cuter when he was chubbier but I'd still shag him.

@eloh said...

My youngest son was too big for our scales. So when I had to take one of my four legged children to the doctor I would make him go with me every now and then.

The vet always got a kick out of it, after the dog was weighted, I'd hop on then make my son hop on...told the vet I was calibrating the home scales. I still get on my vets scales...big platform on the floor with a small digital wall read out....and my very tall chunky son...is engaged to a veterinarny medical student for a year now. (They have been together three years.)

Action Jackson said...

That country ma line had me audibly laughing for about two minutes straight. I was gonna do abs tonight but damn, lol.

cmoursler said...

lol, Measuring twine beats my scale of last resort. I am 240 but I started around 270. much higher and I would have been weighing myself at the zoo on the big scale they have for comparing your weight to the weight of different primates. At 262, I weighed as much as a female gorilla.

Rachel said...

Doesn't anyone want to stop making fun of Seth for losing weight? I mean, when I am skinny I hope my friends don't say "Gd, I miss fat Rachel". LOL

cheryl said...

hey! where'd you go? miss you..hope everything is okay. love your blog

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