Friday, February 12, 2010

Beanpies.

It's Valentine's Day here at the ol' cubicle farm today which means lots of scary treats to try to avoid. I had a bagel. That's not so bad even if it is extra-carby. At least it doesn't have frosting. I have an ever-growing pile of candy building up as people pass by my desk this morning. So far nothing I can't live without....whew. Those chalky hearts and lots of lollipops. My new principle of "don't eat it just because it's there" will serve me well today.

Before I leave, I wanted to pass along the most baller-ass valentine ever invented to each of you. Heed its lesson well and have a great Valentine's Day, guyz. :)

10 comments:

Kelly said...

LOL @ the Valentine. Love it.
Happy VD to you too. (sounds kind of dirty when you just use the initials!)

arielcircleofnine said...

LMAO, git yo' ass out on tha corner! dang...I guess those fine threads he's rocking have to be expensive! glad to see you posting again!!!!!!!

wildfluffysheep said...

I am promoting the 'don't just eat it because its there' thing!

My first valentine! and probably my last...

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

Just scrape the carbs off that bagel before you eat it. Then you're good to go...

Happy to see you posting again, sunshine!

Candy9985 said...

Lol @ the valentine .
And I'm new to your blog just wanted to say
(In my Wendy Williams voice)How you doinn :)

Jasmine @ Eat Move Write said...

OMG I love that card! Too funny!

TJ said...

I am feelin the luv! Happy Valentine's Day T ! :)

screwdestiny said...

Happy Valentine's Day (two days early...)! I like those chalky hearts. And I love that card.

Camevil said...

My girlfriend gave me a box of Homies kids' valentines cards, which I'll never open they're so rad. But this....I don't think I'll ever see a card as fuckin' cool as this.

And good job on dodging the candy bullets.

Community said...

They sold it telling those that it was an "internal cleanser" that caused excess "excreation" shall we call it, due to "special" things inside the pie.

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