Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Amazingly, through some sort of crazy Easter Jeebus Magic, I was still able to lose 1.4 last week. Which made me the top loser for the week. Boy, that is sad. I mean, I'm trying but still messing up quite often and to be so close to the lead only shows that everyone else sucks as bad as me, so thank goodness for that.

That other girl is still in the lead, but only by a technicality. She used her no-weigh-in pass today so her +2.2 (post-vacation fatness) wouldn't be counted against her. HAD IT COUNTED, we would be in an exact tie for first. I plan on kicking her ass purely out of spite now. And also because of...the moneys. OH MONEYS! I love you.

I'm hoping people keep being lackluster in their performance since it IS my birthday week and it's already kinda rocky being all PMS-y and like...Easter-y...and all that other shit. I would like some cake, is all I'm saying. So I don't wanna hear it. It's my party and I'll whine about my post-cake fat if I want to.

As far as other birthday shit goes, it's quite surprising to me that I've been actively asking for REAL gifts instead of my usual "just gimme money, I'm hard to buy for" line. And I'm actually asking for healthy junk. I think last year I got like $180 bucks for my birthday and I'm pretty sure I invested at least half of it into ribs of the baby-back variety.

If I get enough scratch this year, I'll prolly buy a BodyBugg. I'm pretty interested to find out how many calories I'm burning in my various waddlings throughout the day. $200 is no joke just for come curiosity though, so I'm hoping it'll also motivate me to get off my ass a little more. Say, if any of you have an extra one just laying around, feel free to email me and I'll gladly send you my address so you can send it on over! That goes for all other birthday gifts also. It would be rude of me not to offer, you know? :)

Tomorrow...I will kick some ass. I'm off next Monday so I need to kick ass EVERY DAY THIS WEEK since I'm weighing in early on Friday. No more Cadbury's. Fuck all rabbit-shaped confections. That goes doubly for anything filled that caramel.

Adios.


21 comments:

anne h said...

Yeah, really -
I avoid it like some kind of plague.
Chocolate bunnies, I mean.
Oh, yeah, other things, too.
But chocolate bunnies for sure!

anne h said...

Oh, and happy birthday!

Big Clyde said...

Your hate-filled rage will serve you well in this office competition, Anakin. Use the Dark Side of the Force, or whatever you have to use to stay motivated!

Nice loss, loser!

Kelly said...

Good job on the loss! I hope you win that contest.

Happy Birthday, lady! I'm just catching back up with blogs. What day is your b-day?

Bodybugg: great tool. If you count all of your calories in and all of your calories out you'll do great. I did see that they are on sale for like $170-something. That probably does not include the watch display but you don't *really* need it. You can get the same info just downloading your BB every day.

I may be wrong but I think you can rent them from 24 Hour Fitness. Ya might want to check in to that option.

Amanda said...

Great job on the loss! I'm holding off until Thursday to see if I managed to maintain after Easter weekend and Fortieth Birthday Insanity. Then I realized I'm PMSsing this week, with a massive bloatfest included.

Oh joy.

Sharon said...

Yay for a loss after chocolate dipped cheesecake! I hope you kick your coworker's ass this week. Wouldn't that be a great birthday gift!?

Rebecca said...

seriously... Cadbury needs to die. I thought they would go downhill once Hershey got involved but they havent yet..

had the mini ones for the first time this year and they are worse than the big ones since they go down so much easier!

yay for the loss!

LAF said...

Yea - fuck em!

Stages of Change said...

Everything's coming up Milhouse!! I love that quote so much I just wrote like 5 paragraphs about it, but then lost it, so now let me just say A) congrats on the weight loss!!!!, and B) I am a HUGE fan of that line.

Katy said...

Oh, I have bodybug lust too. Me needs one. Good luck getting the cash-o-lah to buy it :)

Onelda said...

Chocolate! I can't have it because it triggers migraines, but the fact that I might as well rub it on my ass rather than eat it helps. Imagine screwing up a perfectly good holiday by adding delicious, fattening egg and bunny shaped poison!Damn you skinny people. And Cadbury.

Shelley said...

Any post with a Simpsons reference is a winner! I so want you to beat that co-worker (not literally, as that would be *wrong*) - you can do it! Love that you are wanting healthy things for your birthday - I do believe you've turned the corner into healthylivingland!

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

I want a body bugg!

and cadbury's...oh cadbury I do love you

Lisa (aka Charlie) said...

I hope you get your BodyBugg. xo

wildfluffysheep said...

nice on the loss.
i want a body bugg. damnit. and i want one NOW.

KICK SOME ASS, TRICIA. DO IT.

Kelly Anderson said...

I'm sorry, but you will have to pry my Bodybugg from my cold dead hands. And you know I'll put up a fight if you even try it.

biz319 said...

Did I tell you that calories don't count during your birthday??!!

Wow, that's a lot for a Body Bugg - you better use it if you get one!

Tricia said...

congrats on the loss

screwdestiny said...

Happy Birthday! Getting a BodyBugg is a cool idea. I really want one. Hopefully it would help motivate you to move even more to get those calories burned up.

Kugo said...

Hope you had an awesome birthday! I looked in to getting a bodybugg when I saw them on the biggest loser but my "fitness coach" (he's actually a running coach but he's my good friend and helps me out with fitness) told me just to get a watch instead. They cost less money and do the same thing so I did and it works pretty well. Tells me how many calories I burned all day. It does inspire me to move more since I set little goals all day. But I still ate 5 homemade chocolate chip cookies last night. Now if they can just make something that prevents that, I'm all set!

big_mummy said...

cadbury is the most evil. The chocolate bunnies are breeding here. I'm gonna take care of them...

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