Thursday, May 20, 2010

ZOMG!

DUDES! Something magical happened today! I got this in my email inbox at work:

WHOA WTF! I dunno how it happened, but we are tied! I'm tied for FIRST! Actually, I know exactly how it happened. She gained a little (thanks to whoever pulled off that little piece of voodoo!) and I lost a little. Like one of those awesome math problems when they're like Train A leaves a station at blah blah and Train B leaves a station at yadda yadda and...you know those kind, right? It's math, guys. WE ARE TIED!

Oh, and it turns out we've got two more weigh-ins left...not one, which I originally thought. Okay, so PLAN OF ACTION: don't fuck up...just don't.

It was awesome because the email went out and like ten people emailed me all like "DUDE YOU HAVE TO KICK HER ASS!" So not only am I TIED, but god, people fucking love underdog stories! And in this situation, the underdog is me! People love me! Feels weird...I sure hope I don't let them down.

Eye of the tiger, bitches!

21 comments:

Al (losingharry) said...

Make a desert you don't like and give it to her. Listen all y'all, this is SABOTAGE!

Big Clyde said...

Sweep the leg, Johnny!

Kimmi said...

Woohoo! Awesome job girl! Know that you can take first!

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

Yahooo!!! That is awesome!! You will take her down!

TC said...

I sense that you will take this weak-ass girl. Gained weight in the home stretch did she? Doesn't sound too focused to me...sounds like crackin' under the pressure!

Go be a weight-loss superstar!

TJ said...

WHOOHOOOOOO! YOU GOT THIS T! Kick her ass!!! lol

Camevil said...

I am pumped for you! My spidey sense tells me you're going to be the champ.

More theme songs that come to mind:
Theme from Over the Top by Sammy Hagar
No Easy Way Out from Rocky IV
Theme from Terminator 2
Cherry Bomb by the Runaways

meleemistress said...

You can do it! Kick ass, take names, and don't break.

And laugh. Laughing is key. And for laughter, I present to you the Starbucks commercial that parodies your theme song, because I love the song and find the commercial hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14qeu7JRwt0

Katy said...

ahhhh hahahaha, Big Clyde-sweep the leg! Classic. I hope you kick her ass! You can do it!

LAF said...

Go for it Tricia! Keep giving yourself compliments and be the change!

arielcircleofnine said...

YYYEEEESSSSSS!!!! I am so stoked for you!!! *stands up and does the cabbage patch* GO TRICIA, GO TRICIA, GO TRICIA!!!!

POD said...

Send Sees candy to her from a Secret Admirer.

Kim said...

Ha! I say Eye of the Tiger sometimes too! lol. I'm so happy for you! You can do this...do it for the big girls Tricia! Snap that twiggy lady in half! Wait..did you say she's small? I can't remember. Beat her anyway. lol Anyway, I'm rootin for ya. Way to go!

Kim said...

lmao @POD. You should totally take her advice...she's very wise. hehehe

screwdestiny said...

Go Tricia, goooo! You can do this! If for nothing else, when you're tempted to screw up, just think of the money you'll be losing.

Shelley said...

AWESOME!!! You can totally beat her!!! And I love POD's suggestion..hehehe. Do it - totally worth the money!

Heather (aka Auntie) said...

YOU GO GIRL!!! And you can do it without sabotaging that chick. Buuuuttt...it would still be funny. :) <3

✯FiTCETERA✯ said...

I didn't realize POD was such a schemer! :D
Great tip!

Kick ASS, Tricia!

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

I've got some great tips for temporarily removing internal organs for the final weigh-ins...

Dina said...

My plan for you is twofold

Don't fuck up and

ENEMA

Kim said...

Jack almost made me choke on my lunch...reading his comment!!! I'm laughing my ass off seriously to the point of tears. God, please don't listen to him this time. rotfl!

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