Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Very Important Things Worth Mentioning...

*If you were a fan of DINA's old blog, you should know she's got a new blog. It's all secret-private-whatever, so leave a comment on her old blog if you want her to add you. If you don't know who she is, she's my BFF and she's pretty great when she's not being a whore, so join in the fun!

*As the Biggest Loser Challenge winds down at work (only one week left!), I'm on the search for a new challenge to keep me motivated. Since nothing keeps me motivated as well as CASH MONEY son, I'm joining Katy's Virtual Biggest Loser Challenge. You can click HERE for all the details, but basically you can join in for 10 bucks and it goes for 3 months with weekly weigh-ins. You should join. It's only 10 bucks, you cheap commie bastid. Plus, you could win money! Like, for real money.

*My favorite sale of the summer is THIS Saturday and I can't even partake! One my most favoritest things about summer is FLIP FLOPS IN ALL COLORS OF THE RAINBOW! But now I can't wear the cheap ones cause of my stupid Frankenfoot. And this Saturday at Old Navy, they're only ONE DOLLAR per pair! (that goes for dude sizes too...) You could get one of every color for like ten bucks and your life would be full of lollipops and sunshine all summer long and I'll just have to wear my boring ol' sneakers like some turd. SUCKS! Still, even though I'm sad doesn't mean you jerks shouldn't get to have fun. I'm just jealous. Plus, I hate missing out on sales! Nevermind, I hate you guys with your colorful feet. Get outta my face!
I hate everyone with no metal in their foot right now.

*Jack Shit told me to drink Magnesium Citrate to poo, and I did, and it was the weirdest day of my life so far. And I've had a lot of weird days. Also, I got the grape kind because I am a baby and it tasted like Diet Grape Shasta with a bunch of salt poured into it. I guess I'm saying...don't ever listen to Jack unless you wanna spend the day in the bathroom reliving the plot to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I don't know where to go from there, so I'll just go. Love.

16 comments:

Weighting Around said...

Thanks for sending me to Dina. And thanks for the heads up (thumbs down) about the magnesium citrate!

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

Wow, nobody's ever listened to me before. Now I know why...

"So I'll just go." Yeah, I'll bet you will...

Flabby McGee said...

I'm not one to text-speak, but I have to say omfg roflmao. Sorry about the foot thingy - i can't live without my flip flops. SO I'll head on over to Old navy this weekend and buy at least one pair in memory of you. Thanks for the tip, sorry about all the poo. :P

Katie J said...

Flip Flops ROCK!!!! I love them so much I even want to tattoo one on me! LOL

screwdestiny said...

Oh man, thanks for the tip about the magnesium citrate.

And don't worry, I won't be getting my rainbow colored feet on because like, we barely have money for gas let alone brightly colored flip flops. So I feel your pain. I'll just keep wearing my three year old yellow ones. Yup.

TJ said...

leave it to Jack Sh*t to give people advise on POOPIN! lol

I don't plan on buying those dollar flip flops in honor of being loyal to you T...oh ok, I just hate the rubber crap between my toes. REEF girl over here! LONG LIVE REEF!

Did Dina get a new job? I had no idea she was a whore. HAHA! :)

Kim said...

Rotflmao!! Girl, you should've talked to some of us who've been on the tail end of Jack's generosity. lmao! Here...look at this: http://savingmylife-kim.blogspot.com/2010/03/my-box-of-sht-from-jack-sht-getting.html He is one funny guy. :)
You poor thing. Now, go eat a bunch of immodium. lol. I love flip flops too..will have to check out the sale. I'll wear only one flip flop at a time in your honor...good? good. ;)

arielcircleofnine said...

HEYY!!Ive been pouring salt into my diet grape shasta for years--wheres my royalty checks!? I saw some retro style rainbow reeboks the other day, would those work?
As for me--I love the way flip flops look but I cant stand that damn thing between my toes. I guess thats the THONG. Uh huh...drives me nuts!
Hope the Frankenfoot is better soon!

POD said...

I have lymphedema in both my legs so i can't and won't wear those sorts of shoes/flipflops unless I want people to stare at my toes and tell me that I'm creeping them out.

Camevil said...

You could try taking prenatal vitamins like I did, which have a stool softener. Just expect some unusual farts. If you are eating extra protein, the hard poops/constipation will be a continuous problem. I tried adding Metamucil every day, but didn't work all the time.

And I am jealous, even secretly hate, flip flop wearers. My feet are flip-flop challenged, so I could never wear them.

Paula Rodriguez said...

Gee, I'm gonna have to go over to Jack Sh*t more often. I could have used his advise weeks ago.

BTW-I have an award for you over at my place. When you have a moment, please stop by and pick it up.

Paula

Shelley said...

I just saw the Old Navy commercial tonight for their flip flops! Hope I can beat out all of the college kids here in town for a couple of pairs - although I can't wear them all day like I used to - my heels hurt...and I don't have any metal in my feet.

Diana said...

Thanks for the tip on the flip flops. I'm going to get me some. $1 a pair is an awesome deal.

Sorry about the Frankenfoot, but seriously made me laugh out loud (I know, it's not really funny...but really, it is kinda).

Magnesium what? Sounds awful. I once took a box of laxatives to win a weight loss contest at work. I thought I was going to die. I wanted to die. I lost six pounds overnight and won the contest. Totally NOT worth it. I'd never taken a laxative before that and I've never taken one since.

✯FiTCETERA✯ said...

I can't wear foot thongs either. So I'm with you in solidarity by virtue of hating the damn things. :D

I hate to see anyone not be able to poop. I am such a good pooper.
I know it's not everyone's thang but Wasa or Ryvita do it for me. That and oatmeal. BO-RING I know but it works for me. Salty grape stuff sounds so drastic! jack must be laughing his ass off, yes?

266 said...

I have something for you on my blog!

bbubblyb said...

I can't stop laughing lol sorry you listened to Jack lol. But super cool you're in the lead *smile*. I know you can whip her tale. Keep up the great work Tricia. Yea, I'm on the list with the Dina blog even if she doesn't know who the hell I am lol.

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