Saturday, April 4, 2009

Exhibit F(at)

So by now you may know my birthday is in a week. You may also know that I am notoriously cheap and I can't resist free stuff. Let me just say...the onslaught has begun:

Like Manna from Cheapskate Heaven. You have any idea how hard it's gonna be for me to say no to all that FREE stuff? Not just free stuff, but free stuff I love! Fucking hard, that's how hard.

It was NOT a good idea to check my email while I was waiting for my 95% lean Turkey Burger on Whole Wheat to cook.

ARGH.

Free ribs, dudes. Seriously.

11 comments:

WonderLori said...

I'm totally feeling you, sister. I adore freebies. And you've got Cold Stone in there! They have cinnamon ice cream! Cinnamon! My next birthday is in January so I have a while to go for my free guilt inducers. I say, treat yourself in moderation. You can make it through unscathed! I believe in you!

bbubblyb said...

I love freebies too. Hope you have a wonderful Birthday!!!

FatGirlSlim said...

This cracks me up. Good show! I wish I got free stuff in my email..

Losing Waist! said...

Wow! That sucks... a bunch of free foods that aren't "free"!!!!!

Dina said...

lmao, love it

I LOVE SCREENSHOTS< THANK YOU !!!!

Dina said...

oh and I'm not as glamorous as a waitress. I got all those steps in from moving tons of pallets around at work that day. I decided to organize shit instead of use Stumble Upon all day. It will probably never happen again.

wildfluffysheep said...

Eeeep. How do you get lots of free stuff? Man, I love free crap... though free food, (unhealthy food) would not be good right now for me.

It will be your birthday... go free stylee in moderation. *nods* I'm with WonderLori

Single Mom in the Suburbs said...

Remember - nothing is every truly free :) Those "free" ribs will cost you a few intense workouts to pay off. Love the profile pic of you with the donut lol

Julie said...

I love free stuff too....mostly free food! LOL

I say treat yourself to a few freebies but don't go crazy! Remember just because it's free does not mean it's free from calories.

CactusFreek said...

lol you're funny!

Re your sticker post: I got so sick of seeing those "No Fat Chicks" stickers on guys cars, that i had a sticker made up for my bumper that said "No Skinny Guys" lol

twinkelydots said...

moving up.

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