Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Screw you, Matt Lauer.

I wish this really was an email about Extreme Makeover instead of just an ad about THE AMAZING POWER OF ACAI BERRIES! Man, eff those berries. I wanna get my teeth fixed in an hour and get Lasik and fancy hair extensions and of course, magic TV weight loss!

That Matt Lauer...I'll never trust him again.

Anyway, since it's SO HOT (95 today!), lately I've had my mini-fan on at my desk. This thing is pretty loud. I didn't realize HOW loud until my co-workers started making fun of me today. "Oh, summer's starting, time for Tricia's afternoon concerts again." WHAT? I guess that like, when the fan is on, I tend to hum a lot of songs in between calls because I guess I think no one can hear me. But it turns out I'm humming louder than I thought, because they even knew what song I was humming today! That sucks. I caught myself humming White Christmas four different times today and looked over to see snickering jerks. What can I say? I have a song in my heart! And it's a song about snow.

TONITE IS TRIVIA! Mmm, hot british guy in action. I sure hope he shows up! Not only so I can stare at him longingly but also so we can WIN! But...mostly so I can stare. Nom nom nom.

Tell me random facts, hurry!

10 comments:

TJ said...

white Christmas is better than what Ive been singing for 2 days straight...even in the middle of the night when I gotta pee..

ok ready....

Way up west (way up west),
there's a story told (there's a story told)
about a bunch of cowboys.

Tiny and bold. (tiny and bold)
Ridin' tall. (ridin' tall)
Tall in the saddle!
Herdin' cows the size of schnauzers
but they're cattle!

YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!
YIPPIE AYE OH, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!
YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!

DAMN JACK IN THE BOX COMMERCIAL! &$*$#@!!!!!! HaHA!

Dina said...

SCREENSHOT!

Damn girl, empty your Bulk folder already!

You would get shot humming White Christmas at my work, by me. Its bad enough I'm checking in ornaments.

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twinkelydots said...

Random facts:
Reno is farther west that Los Angeles
I was on the Newlywed game twice
Yes, you can fit 1000 angels on the head of a pin.
I should be higher up on your comment scale. that sucks.

rachel said...

An ostrich's eye is the size of a tennis ball.

Its all about me said...

Here is a random fact for you: Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails!

Monica said...

I think you should sing the Tom Green Bum Song. "My bum is on the fan, my bum is on the fan..."

arielcircleofnine said...

random fact:
The grapefruit, formerly called "forbidden fruit", is considered one of the seven wonders of Barbados, as it is believed to have been developed in Barbados from other fruit.

Forbidden? damn it all to hell!

twinkelydots said...

OH no you din't Dina. Oh no you din't.

wildfluffysheep said...

I've been humming sexual healing all week... its a bitch of a song to get rid of!

Yay to oogling men. Done my fair share of that at the gym this week *high five* I really hope he turns up....

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