Presenting the very first weekly WhatIDidn'tEatThisWeek Collage! Weeeeee... Sure seems like there was a lot more temptation, but I'll be honest, it's not always easy to sneak pictures of food when people offer it to me. I don't wanna be all "well, I really shouldn't eat that, but would you mind me taking a quick photo of you trying to sabotage my diet despite seeing me here eating a plate of lettuce? Oh, you do mind? Oh...okay." PLUS, there's the added weirdness of me thinking that they're assuming I'm taking the picture so I can go home and lick my camera in a weird, yet sexy, way while fantasizing about some orgy of fried foods and frosting. Food porn, indeed. I'll shut up now, so here's this:
Before you ask, that is a big-ass burrito, a pizza, some huge ass nachos, a giant bag of popcorn, cheetos puffs, and yes, that's a BUCKET of french fries. Del Taco considers that to be a 'large', FYI. For the record...all that stuff...didn't eat it. Hooray!
In other news, we really sucked at trivia last night. A whole category was about North Korea...eff that noise. I'm thinking about quitting the trivia team because...
A) I know like 1 answer a week, and it makes me feel dumb.
B) tired of the same ol' drunks.
C) too many snacks!
I dunno, maybe I just need a little break.
I read my blog from like a year ago today and I was talking about green fruits to bring for the St. Patrick's Day Potluck at work. Then tonite I went to buy green fruits. How unoriginal! I guess March is a real diet-y month for me. Hopefully I can stay strong and not have a bunch of cupcakes, as per the age-old Irish tradition of stuffing yourself with cake and then falling asleep in a diabetic heap on the couch after work. Beer ain't my thing, you know?
So have fun but celebrate responsibly, people! This message brought to you by me and the great folks over at Anheiser Busch. Because we care...