Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I don't wear green because of my sick-ass pinching fetish.

Presenting the very first weekly WhatIDidn'tEatThisWeek Collage! Weeeeee... Sure seems like there was a lot more temptation, but I'll be honest, it's not always easy to sneak pictures of food when people offer it to me. I don't wanna be all "well, I really shouldn't eat that, but would you mind me taking a quick photo of you trying to sabotage my diet despite seeing me here eating a plate of lettuce? Oh, you do mind? Oh...okay." PLUS, there's the added weirdness of me thinking that they're assuming I'm taking the picture so I can go home and lick my camera in a weird, yet sexy, way while fantasizing about some orgy of fried foods and frosting. Food porn, indeed. I'll shut up now, so here's this:

Before you ask, that is a big-ass burrito, a pizza, some huge ass nachos, a giant bag of popcorn, cheetos puffs, and yes, that's a BUCKET of french fries. Del Taco considers that to be a 'large', FYI. For the record...all that stuff...didn't eat it. Hooray!

In other news, we really sucked at trivia last night. A whole category was about North Korea...eff that noise. I'm thinking about quitting the trivia team because...
A) I know like 1 answer a week, and it makes me feel dumb.
B) tired of the same ol' drunks.
C) too many snacks!
I dunno, maybe I just need a little break.

I read my blog from like a year ago today and I was talking about green fruits to bring for the St. Patrick's Day Potluck at work. Then tonite I went to buy green fruits. How unoriginal! I guess March is a real diet-y month for me. Hopefully I can stay strong and not have a bunch of cupcakes, as per the age-old Irish tradition of stuffing yourself with cake and then falling asleep in a diabetic heap on the couch after work. Beer ain't my thing, you know?

So have fun but celebrate responsibly, people! This message brought to you by me and the great folks over at Anheiser Busch. Because we care...

13 comments:

Seth said...

that's a cool idea - glad you went with it! bucket of fries...doesn't even sound good to me.

TJ said...

I love the sneaky pictures!! WTG for staying clear of all that GARBAGE! :) I am proud of you T! :) High 5 my friend!

TJ said...

ppsstt do u tweet no mo? lol

Kelly said...

Good job, my friend! You are strong. I have a weakness for junk still. Just seeing the picures made me hungry. :)

Happy St Patty's Day to you! Stay away from the green bread. Nasty.

Sean Anderson said...

I love that! Foods I didn't eat!

The brief time I lived in LA, I practically lived at Del Taco. I was there everyday. I was impressed that I could have fries with my tacos.

Love your blog and your spirit!

My best always,
Sean

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Yes! Way to stick to it and stay away from the evil but delish sin!!!

Big Clyde said...

Your title for this post is just wrong!

screwdestiny said...

I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read the title of this post because I burst out laughing.

Good job not eating all that crap. And I do mean crap. It looks terrible.

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

That's a great idea. Track all the calories from the food you DIDN'T eat and then convert it to pounds each month. Answer might shock even you!

biz319 said...

Hooray for leaving that food to the curb! OMG, that bagged popcorn is like crack to me - a place near me sells a cheddar/carmel corn mix and I don't care how orange my fingers get, I just can't stop!

wildfluffysheep said...

oh man i could just eat a burrito and some pizza and m..mmm nachos.

maybe i will just have a banana instead.

Lori said...

Wow - congrats on avoiding all of that! I would have been in the popcorn head first :D

Community said...

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