Thursday, May 13, 2010

Show #2 who's boss!

You know, I think I'm pretty open about myself on this blog. Maybe MORE open than I need to be, since I'm sure you've all read some things here and thought "well, I coulda lived my whole life without ever needing to know about THAT shit..." You know about my crappy relationship, my crappy family, my semi-crappy job and I make no qualms about how I feel about myself on here.

But...maybe there's stuff you don't know, and maybe you WANNA know...ya know?

Now is your chance! I've seen lots of people doing this on their blogs recently, plus I think it's a good way to kill a blog post since some days I feel way uninspired (like today?...)

So go ahead, ask me anything you want. Feel free to ask anonymously if you're too much of a puss to say what's really on your mind. Not that I'm judging you...

Leave me a comment and I'll start working on it lickedy-split! It doesn't have to be ALL SERIOUS...you know I like to keep shit light. But I won't mind answering the deep shit if that's what you cats want. I aim to please.

Alright, do it. Bye bye.

Oh yeah, and if no one does it, I'll assume you guys hate me and jump off a bridge. But, no pressure.

P.S. The Morm in the cubicle next to me is drinking a Rock Star Lemonade Energy Drink today and he won't shut up about how great it is. Every time he takes a drink, he lets out this sensual sigh like the can's over there giving him a BEEJ under his desk and maybe he thinks we don't hear it, but I am fucking dying. Dying...for real. I hate holding in a laugh because my face gets all red and my eyes get all watery and I get like a weird chill in my boob-type area (dunno what that's aboooot.) Anyway, it just dawned on me that as I sit here laughing at him getting his energy drink oral sex, I wonder if anyone's laughing at me looking like a newborn trying to fight out a turd. This is my day, so far.

26 comments:

Dina said...

Tell me about your one true lurve

Tricia said...

You know it's you, babeh. (lifts eyebrow)

Katy said...

Would you ever be photographed naked?

Katie J said...

What is your favorite form of exercise?
What is your favorite color?
What is your favorite musical group?
Have you ever considered surgery to lose weight?
What is your favorite part of your body?

Katy said...

Have you acceped Hay-seus as your personal lord and savoir?

amoslionhorse said...

i am as inspired with questions as you are with a fresh blogpost.

but I don't never want to see you jump off a bridge...

so..

what's the square root of pi?

ok.. better yet...

who's your I only have ONE minute today.. must-see blogger?

Katy said...

If you could travel anywhere in the world for a month, where would you go? All expenses paid.

Katy said...

Was there a moment or a period in your life that made you realize that you needed to lose weight? What made you finally choose to do it?

Heather (aka Auntie) said...

On the energy drink oral sex situation, echo his sensual sighs back at him, loud enough for him to hear. Everytime he aahhhss, you do it to. It will be hilarious and maybe he will STOP DOING IT!!

As for the questions...hmmmm...

When do you feel the most comfortable in your own skin? What is the nicest compliment you have ever received to date?

✯FiTCETERA✯ said...

What happened to Chuck?

"boob-type area" ... ha

That guy's having better sex than I am. I'm jealous.

Wishing on a star said...

What are the top 3 things on your bucket list?

Chai Latté said...

Would you rather....

Have a big ol' penis in place of a nose
or
Have a nose in place of a vajeez

Also.. what is your middle name?

Sharon said...

I gotta get some o'that Rock Star Lemonade. I like Heather's idea of imitating him :)

If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

Jams said...

Have you considered walking over to the dude's cube and peeking around the corner as he's moaning?! You could just say: "wanted to check and see who's under your desk for the rumor mill!"

Camevil said...

Being in Vegas, does it matter that it's a "dry heat" if it's still fucking hot?

JourneyBeyondSurvival said...

when was the last time you ate/drank something that made YOU act like 'when harry met sally'?

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

If there were a theme song for your life, what would it be?

TJ said...

How much wood could a wood chuck.... oh forget it! No questions from me...I suck!

Wish you had a camcorder or just a damn cassette player to record that guy! That would have been funny! HAHA :)

arielcircleofnine said...

If you could have any rockstar (past/present/living/or...not)under your desk at work orally pleasuring you while you drank a tall glass of freshly made lemonade who would it be???

Twon said...

Who is the one band / artist you secretly love but are too embarrassed to tell anyone?

Big Clyde said...

I got nothing coming to my mind, Tricia, other than I think you are awesome. You are smart, funny, kind and I look forward to your blog always.

How's that?

*Tracy* said...

came across your blog so wanted to say hi! your blog is funny, love it! if you come to mine its not so entertaining lol.

Rob West said...

Ok, here is one I didn't see in the comments on this post.... What is the weirdest thing you have ever done?

Nece said...

I agree, go all "When Harry Met Sally" on your co-worker, hehe

Question...hrm...who do you want to be when you grow up? =) I realized this week that the last of my kids will be grown within the next 10 years of my life and I will have to grow up and figure out who the heck I am if I am not "MoooOOOOooooOOOommm!!!!" Ack! =)

Have a great week!

wildfluffysheep said...

When are you moving to England to be with me?

screwdestiny said...

What is your most favorite thing about yourself? Physically, mentally, whatever.

What would your dream house look like?

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