Tuesday, June 15, 2010

If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.

***Warning: I was mad when I wrote this.

You know, despite my often rough exterior, I'm actually pretty sensitive when it comes to my flab. Contrary to popular belief, I don't enjoy being reminded that it's there! I know it's there...I have to deal with it every minute of every day, so you're not doing me some huge favor by reminding me that everyone else can see it too.

Ugh.

Maybe I should explain. There's this Dane Cook joke, I think...it's like, in every group of friends, there's that one asshole that everyone hates. Well our asshole is Jack's sister. She ALWAYS just shows up wherever he is and proceeds to bitch about EVERYTHING. It's really fucking annoying, but they're like a package deal, so everyone accepts it and deals with it.

But now she's like pregnant. It's this whole like dramatic situation, but needless to say her being pregnant has done real wonders in raising her already cunt-like attitude levels. SO...we're all chilling in Erica's backyard and it's like HOTTT...Las Vegas in the summertime, whodathunkit?? She gripes for like an hour about how hot it is which is already getting on my nerves. Then THIS happens:

Her: "Ugh, being pregnant in the summer fucking sucks."
Me: "yup...it's hot."
Her: "It's already so hot, then I have to wear this fat suit all day!"
Me: "Yeah...sucks, dude."
Her: "I had already gained a few pounds before I got pregnant but nothing LIKE THIS, GOD!"
Me: "Yep..."
Her: "I dunno how you do it. Being THIS SIZE all the time!"
Me: *blink*
Her: "Like, don't you think it's too hot to stay so fat???"

Angel, seeing me there with my mouth gaping open like some fucking bass, swooped in and asked me to help her get a cooler out of her car. I...like...I didn't even know WHAT to say! Am I fat? YES. Do I need you to fucking broadcast it to a backyard full of people?? NO! UGH, fucking bitch! Needless to say, it was a real fucking downer. I dealt with it in the totally adult way of avoiding her the rest of the day and eating a lot. Grr.

I mean, today, after I've had time to think about it...MAYBE she didn't mean it in some malicious way, but still, it's just fucking rude. It's not like when I'm on my period, I go up to her and say "SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DEAL WITH BEING A CUNT EVERYDAY BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING EXHAUSTING TO ME, DUDE!" Maybe I should.

I take the moral high ground because I'm either a weak bitch or because I think it's not worth alienating myself from the group. But man, I swear, sometimes I really just wanna punch her in her fat fucking pregnant mouth.

Am I being irrational?? Did I just take it the wrong way because I think she's an evil troll and I automatically assume everything she says is to be heard with an asshole-like undertone? I dunno. But now in the retelling, I'm pissed again.

I'm a nice person! I accept everyone for who they are, even annoying assholes. But fuck, stick a goddamn cork in it, you breeding whore. GRRRRRRRRR.

43 comments:

fatty blogsticks said...

who says stuff like that?! your sensitivity levels have nothing to do with the fact that she's she's an evil troll, beyond doubt. i'd like to punch her for you.

Linz M said...

She sounds like an utter bitch. Regardless of whether she's pregnant and therefore hormonal or whatever, that's just plain rude. I'd have smacked her smug face, pregnant or not.

x

Kimmi said...

Um no you aren't just being sensitive here. She's a bitch, I know lots of pregnant women who yes are emotional but never cruel and what she said was cruel.

I'm all for the period remark, or if you are having a bad day definitely say that to her. Ugh. I wish I could smack her with a ruler.

Kim said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'd have been pissed off too. I'm NOT a super sensative person, but that would have made me mad. There's just some things ya don't talk about...especially in front of other people!! I would have been mortified and then offered to hold her while you slapped her a little bit in the face b/c well...I couldn't in good concience punch a pregnant girl...but a little slapping...bring it on. lol.

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

WOW! You are a stronger woman than me, that's for sure! Some people lack that filter where they just need to STFU...

Sharon said...

You didn't overreact. That was very uncool thing to say.

~Jessica said...

Sounds like a cunt... I'm so glad she's reproducing. (Eye Roll)

I actually do take the route of alienating myself from stupid people... of course this means I'm lonely a lot... but it also means I'm happy and asshole-free.

Is Jack your husband/boyfriend/cabana boy?

LMH said...

You are not overreacting. It was extremely rude and I am guessing she needed to belittle someone to make herself feel better. On no planet is what she said ok. Ugh. No one sucks more than family.

Katy said...

uhhh, where does this girl live? Give me her address, I'll give her a piece of my foot in her ass. -Caddy

TJ said...

She was totally asking for a punch in the face- baby carrying or not! Damn! I can't believe she said that to you! SO wrong- who raised her? Wild coyotes?

We love ya T, hang in there- be tough, and remember what you are fighting for. :) xoxo

bbubblyb said...

Man I want to punch her in the face too. I can't stand people like that.

Tammy said...

Wow, so making comments about people's weight is ok if you are throwing yourself into the "fat" group? Um. No. Things people should never comment on:

Excess weight
(Your exhibit A)

Acne, moles or any other facial blemishes.
(What is that THING on your face?)

Child rearing practices
(You know, you shouldn't feed your child xyz until they are x age. Which really means: Clearly you are a terrible, neglectful parent.)

Bad fashion choices
(That print makes it look like a box of crayons threw up on you.)

Beth said...

Um yeah. What a bitch. I usually confront people like that with something like "Wow, that was a really hurtful thing to say. Why would you say that to me?" and then watch them try to defend their idiocy. Sometimes they scramble to apologize or try to justify their social retardation, but I always find it's better to put the onus back on them and really make them hear what they said.

I'm sorry she said that to you.

Jo said...

I would have punched the bitch out and walked away.

Christina said...

Calling her a cunt is totally not out of line. What a b****!!! I don't know how you restrained yourself. :)

Traci said...

She sounds EXACTLY like my friend. It's like she's being passive aggressive. It seems like she's trying to make it seem like she's nieve. Like all she's talking about is her and would never say anything like that TO you (if you told her she was being rude). But secretly is really saying it to you, but doesn't want to seem like it. Everything is about her and always will be. I just try to stay far away.

Learning to be Less said...

Dude, you are awesome. I am pregnant too and I would never say anything so ass-hole-ish. And I probably would have smacked her or wished her baby to be born to look like an ugly monkey. Maybe if someone (say you) puts her in her place she will shut her pie hole.

LAF said...

She sounds like a miserable person that will get exactly what's coming to her at some point or another.
She is unworthy of your friendship!

Blossom said...

She sounds like one of those who just speaks before thinking. Or, she is a cunt. Either way, avoid spending too much time with people like that!

arielcircleofnine said...

hmmm...no you didnt overreact!! I guess she's just one of those people who enjoy being abrasive and rude just for the hell of it? I mean, the thing that really kills me is she asked you wasnt it too hot to stay this fat---like you could just decide to be skinny right then and there because its cooler in the summer.
Not only is she rude and has no regard for other people's feelings but she's a frackin idiot too. Ask her if she could stop being a cunt because you've heard that state of existence raises your core temperature by a good 5 or 10 degrees!
gawd!!!!

Debbi Does Dinner Healthy said...

I've heard crap like that before. Like the skinny friend who is bloating and feels "like a cow" yet still looks smashing in a bikini while I'm wearing a fricking mumu trying to cover the rolls. Like something like THAT will motivate you to lose weight. It will more likely to motivate you to hurt her which would end up with you being in jail. Don't let her get you down! She so doesn't matter in your life.

Natasha said...

Ouch..that is totally rude of her! I can relate. My sisters in laws would always make remarks like that in front of everyone,and I was ALWAYS uncomfortable around them. It made me avoid them like the plague. You handled it great, and don't let a jerk make you miserable. She ain't worth it :-)

screwdestiny said...

No, you did not overreact, she's a cunt. I'm sometimes rude to people if they deserve it, and I'd still never say shit like that. That's just messed up, especially when you did nothing to her. Next time stand up for yourself, after all, she's the asshole, not you.

The Phat Nanny said...

HOLY BABY JESUS!!! I'm sorry she's a whory cunt- but seriously...I have a side stitch from laughing so hard. LMAO You and me get mad the same way. But you're obviously more grown-up than me, 'cause I probably WOULD have punched her in her fat fucking pregnant mouth. Well...I would have at least said the thing about how she can possibly handle being a cunt 24/7. And I would have wished her a long and terrible labor and an ugly baby. Moral high ground is great and everything when there are chidren with ears around to witness, but it's hardly EVER satisfying as an adult. Sounds like that girl NEEDS a pop in the chops to take her down a peg or two. Don't let an opportunity like that pass you by again...

Don't you DARE let someone make you feel inferior! 'Specially not a fat whory pregnant cunt ...Just saying...

Flabby McGee said...

I say you do the whole wait for your period and ask her what it's like to be such a bitch all the time. I've been called names walking down the street - but it's by strangers. If anyone I knew ever said anything like that....but they don't cuz they KNOW BETTER. They're grownups. Plus they know I'd take my fat ass and sit on them. Hard.

motivationsofachubbygirl said...

The worst part is she's breeding. That ain't good for anyone.

Tara... said...

Fuck that bitch...

Seriously I would so totally suggest you suggest you punch her in the stomach but I'm not a baby killer so pass on that idea.

Just slap her and say something witty like "oh sorry looks like your face got in the way"

GAH, I totally hate her!

Tara... said...

haha I was so angry when I wrote this I said "totally suggest you suggest you punch her"

delete that second you suggest part!

Just go right for the punch!

Shelley said...

Mean people suck, and why we let them get away with it is beyond me - we need to quit giving people pregnancy passes, or old people passes, or sort-of sister-in-law passes and just stand up to their crap.

You first. ;)

If I had your address, I'd send you a "sorry your boyfriend's sister is such a bitch" card.

Deborah said...

What an asshat...

Drazil said...

Honest to God - I can't even type what I want to say to her. You did not over react. You have a right to be pissed and hurt. I just am stunned at some people's lack of class. You could tell her "Lady I will not always be overweight but you will always be a bitch."

@eloh said...

I thought about my " comeback" but decided it was too filthy to put in print.... I'm a professional asshole...... you can pretty much say whatever, as long as you say it with a smile....be sure to take lots of pictures...

If she has a baby shower... buy her a box of kotex... cheap ones.

Molly said...

1. You are my fav for using the word Cunt :)
2. This blog made me laugh out loud.
3. Punch that bitch in the cooter for me.

Linda Pressman said...

Obviously, Tricia, you are too nice to say something mean back. So here's the deal: can you stand up for yourself? If someone blindsides you with an insult like that, answer the obnoxious question ("I'm struggling to lose weight right now. It is hotter for me than for other people being larger.") but then don't let her get away with that. In an even tone (though of course she deserves worse) tell her that you don't appreciate her insults. Watch her back off and be all apologetic. Remember from school days - there's only one way to deal with a bully: stand up to him/her. And your friends should jump in there too.

Donna said...

if it were me that would totally give me more motivation to succeed and show that bitch!!!!

Trina Lee said...

awww that hurt my feelings just reading what she said...stand up for yourself cause you're awesome and if people can't respect you and your total awesomeness no matter what size it is at the moment, then they should be reminded how to mind their manners.
I've even told my mother to her face, if you can't keep from making comments about how fat I am whenever you see me then kindly shut the fuck up and not say anything at all. I think her jaw dropped to the ground and now she at least makes an effort.

Mrs. Happy Pants said...

You should send her this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJRzBpFjJS8

My friend sent it to me on facebook. No I'm not pregnant. Just fat :)

Chris H said...

OMG! What a fucking bitch!
Hopefully everyone around you HEARD her say that... cos believe me... they won't be thinking she's a very nice person! You won't be alone in feeling like you do about her comment mate... !
Next time, tell her what a bitch she is... I would!

Chris H said...

OH and I hope it gets even hotter there and she is really MISERABLE and gets FUCKING HUGE!

Big Clyde said...

Bummer, dude. I would have been stunned too by the stupid comment. Just do your own shit, stay on your path and make your revenge by staying cool and getting results that make you happy. It happened, it's a drag, but don't let it take up more space in your head. Avoid her, move on and keep being awesome.

Deb said...

I'm gonna throw in my 2 cents worth before I ever even read anyone else's comments. I KNOW people.. women.. just like her. You know what? That comment? Had NOTHING to do with you. It's all about HER. Everything. EV-ER-Y-THING is all about her... all the time. Forever and ever. Amen. When she said that she wasn't thinking about you or your size, or your feelings. She is so focused on herself and how the situation makes her look, feel, think that she could have been talking to anyone. If you had been an 80 pound anorectic she would have made some comment about how LUCKY you are to be thin because she's so damn HOT being outside in the summer and pregnant. Think about it. If you can come back and tell me she's not the self-centered bitch I'm believing her to be then I'll be shocked. For women like her.. it's always going to be about her.

Deb said...

Of course that doesn't mean you should give her pass. Throw it back, take a stand, and don't let her bully you around.

Michelle said...

If she says something like that again, ask her what it feels like to be such a nasty bitch all the time, and ask her how she deals with no one wanting to be around her.

Seriously, the old adage about "you're ugly/mean/a bitch, etc., but I can always lose weight"....so true. F**k her!

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