Friday, June 4, 2010

I've had my share of sand kicked in my face (AKA WINNERS ARE HERE!)

You guys ready for some WINNERSSSSS??? Hell yeah? Oh, okay...calm down. This is a respectable joint I'm trying to run here, if you don't mind.

All in all, I had 129 entries! The most of any of my giveaways so far, so hooray!

Alright, so...we'll start off today's festivities with the coveted I CAN TIE MY SHOES award! That one's going out to my main man Tony "The Anti-Jared" Posnalongname. Did you guys know he lost over 200 pounds and now he can tie his shoes and wipe himself?? We should all be so lucky to be where you are one day, Tony (especially me!). And I ain't talking about Florida, cause humidity sucks, right? RIGHT! Sorry you didn't win a real prize, but you can have this ribbon if you want it cause I bought it for you and it cost me a whole dollar. That's nothing to shake a stick at in today's rough economic climate, Tony! You ungrateful... Congrats, Jared! I wanted to send this along with a $5 Subway card, but you people know I have strict monetary limits for gag gifts. Wonk wonk.


The next prize is the GREAT EFFORT AWARD given to the Blogger who went ABOVE AND BEYOND the call of duty in order to win like some water balloons and shit. This one goes out to my gal Tammy! She is the only one who made me a video talking about how great I am! It really did make me feel great too, so KUDOS, Tammy Gibbler. Along with your awesome ribbon, you also get those fucking BOSS Jonas Brothers notepads! There's one for each brother, AND one with ALL the brothers in case you're feeling extra sassy one day! Woohoo!

Alright, now we're getting into the meat of the sandwich, folks. Next up, we got HONORABLE MENTION! According to True Random Number Generator, this one goes out to #87, who just happens to beeeeee...Ariel of Ramblings in the Circle of Nine! I dunno what you won yet, lady, but I guess I'll go back to Ross and see if they got anymore of those peelers since you said you liked it. If not, I'm sure it will be something equally awesome because it's the only way I know how to be. Congrats, friend!
In SECOND PLACE, we got #114...and that is...TARA of 263 and Counting! Tara, you win a random summer prize pack that hasn't been assembled yet, AND a $10 Starbucks card! Unless you don't like Starbucks, which would be ODD since it's so damn great, but if you are weird and hate it for some reason, let me know before I go buy the dang thing and then you don't even use it! Really, the gift card can be from anywhere as long as it's within like 5 miles of my house, cause it's summer here and you know I don't have air in my car, so I'm not gonna drive across town or anything, but I DO want you to be happy, so yeah. Get with me on this at a later time, please. Thanks. Congrats!
AND THE GRAND PRIZE WINNER OF A WHOLE BOX OF 300 THINGS IS.....

#31...

AND THAT IS...

Tricia! ME?? I WON?? REALLY??? OH, it's that OTHER Tricia...(sadface.)

Congrats to Tricia at Endurance Isn't Only Phyical for winning ALL THE THINGS! Hooray!

Sheeee is the champion, my friiiiennndssss...
And sheeee'lll keep on fighting (fatphobia) till the enddddddd...
SHE IS THE CHAMPION
SHE IS THE CHAMMMPION
NO TIME FOR LOSERZ (yous guys)
Cause sheeee is the championnnnn...of my bloggggg!
(sing it, you know you want to!)

Congrats to alllll the winners, and please send your addresses and social security numbers to fight.fat.phobia@gmail.com to get your prizes!

As for the rest of you guys, I sorry :(

I love you all. All 352 of you, woooooo!!!

Have an awesome weekend! I gotta go to Utah for a funeral (downer!) I've never been to Utah though, so hopefully it won't be too terrible and I won't come back a Mormon and wife 6 of 7.

Bye bye :)

21 comments:

Blossom said...

YOU SUCK! Just kidding. Just bummed! I would say have a good weekend but just re-read the end of your post...sorry you have a funeral.

LMH said...

I hear that being wife 6 of 7 is better than wife 1 of 7. You are not the oldest and most broke-down of the wives, and you don't remember what it was like to be the favorite. There are worse things. And with six other wives around, you probably don't have much work to do. Don't judge - it might be cool.

Sorry about the funeral and that I didn't win. Hang in there.

Katy said...

Whoah (other Tricia) you're getting a motherload! Have fun with the water balloons.

LouLou said...

I definitely entered this on what I thought was a lark, then got all tight-chested and hyperventilating-y when I was reading down the list. Damnit, I wanted those bendy straws! Wanted them more than I realized, and more than is probably healthy.

I hope you're proud of yourself ;)

Anonymous said...

Utah.

*creepy shivers*

Utah always reminds me that things are never what they seem on the surface, that life is an illusion...

Smiles on the outside, screams on the inside.

Or was that New Jersey?

I forget.

Never mind.

Teale said...

Congrats to all the winners!!!

Jams said...

Hmph. I quit. I never win anything. *gives self prize*

What a great giveaway... it was fun and I'm *grumbles* happy for the winners. lmao

Tara said...

I love starbucks! And I live in seattle area so one on every block. The coolest part is that I just gave away a $10 giftcard to starbucks for national running day...karma baby.

Kimmi said...

This was such an awesome give away.....I'm so bummed I lost :( Oh well I'm happy for the winners......I guess.

POD said...

Thank gawd I didn't win! Dodged a bullet on this one. I have to watch Tammy's video. She even emailed me to tell me how great you are. Then I read her email to my sister as Luke's father.

The end.

POD said...

oops, different Tammy. Love the Tams!

TJ said...

HYSTERICAL!! My favorite has to be Tony's last name! LOL Congrats to all of the winners! :)


PS - you never told me if you liked or DISLIKED the PB2??? Curious minds wanna know! lol

GO LAKERS! lol I only wrote that cuz we luv each other. lol

biz319 said...

What the fuck - I didn't win anything??!! Ha! Just kidding - loved reading this post.

Sorry about the funeral, and I've never been to Utah either - if you see some crazy mormon shit take pictures and share!

Have a great weekend!

Tammy said...

Thank you for my consolation prize...I will...er...cherish every page of the Jonas Brothers. I won't lie, there may be some inappropriate defacing of their likenesses.

You rock Tricia...and yes, if you lived in my town we WOULD hang. :)

Janece said...

GRATS to all the winners! Thank you again for the contest, Tricia! I'm sorry about the funeral and my sympathy for the loss. Try to have a decent weekend in spite of it, hon.

arielcircleofnine said...

Hey!! Im randomly chosen...thats awesome!!
Try to find a few good things about Utah, even if the actual funeral isnt one of them...
hugs my friend!

theantijared said...

Finally, someone got my last name right.

And do not dare talk about Florida! Really, Vegas? Really!!!!

Please send me my ribbon. Did you know I lost 200 pounds?

Tricia said...

you let me win because I have such a cool name, right?!? :)

Josher McGuire said...

Being an Utahn myself I can tell you that as long as you are in Salt Lake City you're fine, just avoid Utah or Davis County that's Prozac/Crazy/Wacko country right there. But, this week will be great weather ... 80's all around.

Shelley said...

Biz's comment made me snort! Dang, I didn't know I wanted a prize ribbon so much until I saw them!!! You have the BEST giveaways!

Yum Yucky said...

I am the loser and Tricia is Champion. ((gulp)) I gotta let this sink in.

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