It came back to me when I read THIS post by some joker named Jack Sh*t. I may give him occasional hell for the asterisk, but the fact of the matter is that the dude is one hell of a motivator. So...thanks, Jack. For all your crazy bullshit and the other stuff too.
I now present to you my feeble attempt at imitation-as-flattery. We'll call it "Pulling a Jack."
That whole ending sequence will make a lot more sense to you if you were ever a fan of 80s-era Hulk Hogan. OH YEAH, BROTHER!***No twinkies were harmed in the making of this post. Okay, well just that one.
41 comments:
I dunno, "pulling a jack" sounds kinda nasty. How about we just call it a "jack off"? ;)
mmmm twinkies.
I figure, think of how long it took you to GET to that weight. Of course, that is so much more fun and doesn't take as much thought as losing it. Trust me, I know. I was well into the 300's and then lost a bunch. Still have a ways to go. Not easy but "simple" once you just get the right mindset. Writing down and planning what you eat is essential.
Hulk Hogan rocks. Twinkies rock.
I freaking LUV you T! :) XOXO I'm gonna fight right there beside you...if thats ok...although I don't have one of those cool wrestler masks :(
But did you eat that final squished twinkie? Hope not.
Ha Ha ha! That cheered me up fo' sho'! Mmm, twinkie. I wanna be a warrior!
Hahahahahaha! Jack said "Jack off!" rotfl! That's too funny and I LOVE your mask. Die twinkie die! Trust me, I understand the whole derailment thing. :( That's been my story here lately. I'm preparing to jump back on the horse very soon...I'm actually taking the steps. You'll be ok too. We'll both do good. And hey, we're about the same weight now too so you'll have a partner along the way that'll understand exactly what you're going through. :)
Oh, I hear ya! I had a rough weekend myself & just got done writing about the horrors of it! Back on track today though, and that's what matters!
pure awesomeness, Tricia. LOVE it. :)
GET 'ER DONE!!! YOU KIN DOOO IT!! And all those other popular motivational phrases.
Did you buy a whole COSTCO box of Twinkies? If so, what's your address again? I'm coming over for dinnah.
Whoa, you gave that Twinkie the business!
I love what you said about it being hard to say motivated even if you're doing well. So true. You can do it, Tricia!
I am concerned about the props you have at home :)
I LOVE YOUR BLOG...
Please marry me and have hillarious ubber-babies with me. They will be well-read and into crappy eighties cartoons and they will probably wear a lot of glitter.
The End.
Glad you had a fun weekend. My mindset is that I can have fun when I'm out of town, but once I cross back over the border, it's game on.
P.S. I never liked Twinkies. Now HoHos...those were good!
Freaking funny girl! Kill dem twinkies!
To all the little Trish-a-maniacs...say your prayers, eat your vitamins and you will never go wrong!!!! Mua-ha-ha.....LOVE the 80's Hulk reference! Death to Twinkies!! ;)
Trish-a-mania is something I can totally get behind. Amen, Sistah! Now, are you going to tear your shirt off of your chest or some shit?
nice!!!! stay motivated girl
you are too funny. imitation or not, pretty clever.
Excellent post, as always. Whadda ya say we ALL forget about last weekend?? I'm still so miserable I can barely move. Blah.
HOly batsh*t Jack has him some competition... and ...wooh you've got a rockin blog. You keep it real.. Love you girl.. fuck the twinkies.
Brilliant!!!
Awesome!
This post flagged for twinkie abuse.
How long it will take is so not important! What is important is that you NEVER give up. Check out Blog 266 for proof that 1 year can totally transform your body!!!
I love this post. Now get out there and kick more calories in the ass! ♥
That was the best freakin post i have ever seen. Twinkies, guns, mask..it had it ALL. ANd the fu face you gave that twinkie....BAM. LOVED it. :)
I love your Randy Macho Man Savage. :)
I loved the photo essay, great blog post! F- those Twinkies! Good luck on your weight-loss.
Josher McGuire
www.phatjosh.com
Bwahahahhahahaaaaaaa! This is so funny!
lol, I like you.
I like the weapon.....of choice....
LOVE. IT!!!!
Weekends can be so hard to stay on track! Especially holiday long weekends.
I'm sorry, I just have a quick question.
Where have you been all my life?
Think about it and get back to me on that.
What a great first post to read!
Tricia - I just found you through Jack Sh*t and had to say that your blog made my day! I never liked twinkies, but watching you say FU to them cracked me up!!! Congrats on your weight loss so far and keep on trucking!
OH MY~ I'm busting a gut over here!! LOL!
Watch out, Jack! I loved it, Tricia. Glad to see you got back up on that horse. :)
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