Monday, February 28, 2011

I thought they said no news is good news?

It's hard to find a jumping-off point for updating your weight-loss blog when everything can really just be summed up with:

But I shall try...

Not a lot's been going on with me in the last...oh, let's see...four months (?) since I last blogged. Seems a lot longer all spelled out in words and whatnot. What can I say? Time flies when you're over-celebrating the holidays and blissfully unaware that your ass has grown to the size of a planet. Not one of those fake-ass planets like Pluto either. I mean a real one...like...the Earf.

Truth be told, I've only gained about twelvish pounds. Which, don't get me wrong, is nothing to be proud of. But I've really, and I mean REALLY, been packing away the junk these last few months. I mean, I haven't even TRIED to diet. I dunno what happened, really. I know my pants were getting tighter. Everything just hurts and sucks and it's like "bleh." But rational thinking took a big fucking long vacation and in its place came just this weird random brain tornado of guiltless pleasure telling me to watch Jersey Shore and eat fried chicken and donuts and yeah, let's go watch that Justin Bieber movie! Large popcorn, please.

Ugh...disgusting. I know.

I can't explain it.

I just never even thought about it. I know I look like shit. I know I feel like shit. But...it was okay. Because...right now, in this minute - nothing matters. This minute that has lasted, I dunno, four months? A year? 32 years, really? When will anything ever matter enough?

Thanks for checking in on me. I didn't die or have a stroke or anything. I just had a temporary lapse in fat judgement.

I'm going on a trip to Texas in about a month. All 400 pounds of me. Flying fat again...oh joy. It'll be my first time going home since my dad ran over my foot like a year and a half ago, almost. At least this time if he decides he needs to make a comment about my overall rotund-ness, I can point to my giant foot scar and remind him that it's not that easy to get around when some old dude runs you over on an airport driveway. The King of Guilt has met his match.

I'll try to update more. Hope you're all well.

26 comments:

411 Gurl said...

I've been there and I picked myself up. You can too. Take care.

Sara said...

I missed you Tricia.

No news is rarely ever good news in the floggosphere.

Keep talking, keep posting.

Kelly said...

It is SO good to hear from you again!!! I was worried, chick.

Jeremy Logsdon said...

I've missed your humor. I'm glad you're not dead. I thought for sure you had been abducted or something. Glad you weren't.

TJ said...

hi :)

Diana said...

Thank God you're alive! Seriously, I was worried about you. Glad it was just temporary insanity.

What the Hell Trisha?! Oh heck, I can't say anything mean to you. I've been there, done that many times in my life. Too many to count.

Just get back on a track, and give a hoot about your life.

I missed you!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!

Christina

bbubblyb said...

Big hugs Trisha, you still make me laugh. Maybe you just need 8 more years to start figuring it out like I did.

chubrubb said...

You're back!! Yay! How about just taking baby steps and just focusing on being happy? That's the most important thing right?
Please keep posting, I miss your hilariousness!

Anonymous said...

Missed your humor!

You didn't ask for suggestions so I'll go fuck myself if this turns out to be annoying *advice*....

Maybe just focus on your health for awhile, NOT on your weight. See what you can do for yourself that might improve some aspect of your health, physical or emotional, something that might be fun or relaxing. Nothing vexing or bothersome! Doesn't matter what it is as long as you enjoy it.

You can improve your health and enhance your well being without losing weight. Really.

So glad to find your post today. LOL'd about your dad/foot tragedy. Yeah, work it like a pro, girl! :)

RNegade

Julie said...

Good to hear from you ... and yay on not taking a stroke!!

I hope your father does not cause bodily harm while you are there.

Keep us informed :)

Janell said...

That is insanely funny shit. The King of Guilt! Wow.
The Planet Earf.
omg.
I died.

Rebecca said...

so glad you updated... i was wondering if all was/is ok.

crazyjojo said...

I am really glad to see that you are back. I have checked your blog every day for months. I seriously thought that you had died or something. I hope that you feel better soon. Tell your Dad to fuck off for me.

Dionysus the dysfunctional said...

yay you're back! we missed you! good to hear you're ok. keep strong <3 from new zealand

caroline said...

Girl, you're gonna be okay. Good to hear from you.

Anonymous said...

Glad to know you are still among us. I missed your humor.

A good way to start caring again is to Blog!!!

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

I've missed you... and I fully expect you to contact me when you come to Texas so we can meet!!!

Laurie :)

Teale said...

I too can identify with this. I could have written it. I had a great month in January, then a horrible month in February. I guess the best we can hope is that eventually we'll make the change and stick with it... that's all you can do, hope to do better.

Katy said...

I missed you!!!! No one on the fat innernet says Earf instead of Earth and that's why I love you!

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

I'm so happy to see you blogging I won't even get on your case for (a) not blogging and (b) eating like a pig. Hope you're well.

Kim said...

I was so happy to find a new entry! Glad you are back!

Mrs. Happy Pants said...

I was so worried you'd completely dis-da-peared1
Yay, you're back!!!!
Please keep writing. I adore you.

Needak Rebounder said...

Sometimes we hit a bottom point before we start picking ourselves up again - maybe that's what you are going through. The great thing about being there though is once your there you can only go up and when you do you have way more motivation to succeed than before. That's how it was for me. After that, slowly I started changing all my habits. I am at a point now where I am cutting out sugar from my diet, drinking loads of water (water really helps shed pounds) and exercising on my rebounder every day. All this is such a feat for me and I sincerely believe that you can do it to. You just have to make that tough decision.

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