Monday, August 24, 2009

DisneyLand burned down.

Today was very Monday-ish.

Work was all busy and stressful and Amber quit, which didn't help things. She told me last week she was going to quit because she got another job, but I guess she ended up sending a text to my boss telling her she was quitting and moving back to California because she was leaving her husband. That turned out to be a big fat lie. I hate when people let me in on some insider info, but then forget to tell me important details like "OH YEAH THIS IS THE LIE I'M TELLING THE BOSS SO DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR ME."

So when my boss comes over to my desk today all sad like "Did you hear about Amber?" I'm all..."uhhhhhhhhhhhh." Quick thinker, that's what I am. Luckily I caught myself before I blurted out "OH YOU MEAN ABOUT HER COOL NEW JOB??" That...woulda been bad.

I dunno why she had to lie about it anyway. Suckers.

I obviously don't have anything to blog about so just read this:

15 comments:

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

Why can't I have funny chats like you and Dina?

Ugh...I suck. And hate myself for sucking so bad right now.

Irene said...

LOL....Good thing you didnt comment on her new job...LOL
Irene

Monica said...

I love Jack Handey, I immediately thought of him when I saw the title of your blog.

big_mummy said...

i loved the topic change.

good thing you didnt say about the job change, pretty funny.

Rebecca said...

is it bad that I know the "dont smile me at bitch" smile!?

arielcircleofnine said...

I need to learn that smile, prolly would come in handy! speaking of handey...today's deep thought of the day is, "I wish somebody would invent a fruit that had no seeds, tasted delicious and screamed when you ate it". YUM!

HopeFool said...

So, that's great. While I was all worried about Dina disappearing, you two were just chatting your fingers off, without a care in the world, huh?

My husband likes musicals too. Sad but true fact. It doesn't mean he likes penes. (That's not a typo, it's the plural... deep thought.)

Camevil said...

Jack Handy, huh?

Jack Sh*t, Gettin' Fit said...

I saw Dina's medicine stash. I'm almost certain at least one of those bottles were "bear pills."

Stages of Change said...

This post vaguely reminds me of my uncle Caveman.

TjRenee said...

Hey, my guy listens to gay tunes too. Drives me fucking crazy! And he likes to blast them when we're in the car which embarrasses the shit outta me.

Carlos said...

musicals aren't gay... sucking cock is

Julie said...

Oh you just make me laugh :)

Tina said...

Love Jack Handey.

Tasha said...

I have something on my blog for you!

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