Today was very Monday-ish.
Work was all busy and stressful and Amber quit, which didn't help things. She told me last week she was going to quit because she got another job, but I guess she ended up sending a text to my boss telling her she was quitting and moving back to California because she was leaving her husband. That turned out to be a big fat lie. I hate when people let me in on some insider info, but then forget to tell me important details like "OH YEAH THIS IS THE LIE I'M TELLING THE BOSS SO DON'T FUCK IT UP FOR ME."
So when my boss comes over to my desk today all sad like "Did you hear about Amber?" I'm all..."uhhhhhhhhhhhh." Quick thinker, that's what I am. Luckily I caught myself before I blurted out "OH YOU MEAN ABOUT HER COOL NEW JOB??" That...woulda been bad.
I dunno why she had to lie about it anyway. Suckers.
I obviously don't have anything to blog about so just read this:
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Why can't I have funny chats like you and Dina?
Ugh...I suck. And hate myself for sucking so bad right now.
LOL....Good thing you didnt comment on her new job...LOL
Irene
I love Jack Handey, I immediately thought of him when I saw the title of your blog.
i loved the topic change.
good thing you didnt say about the job change, pretty funny.
is it bad that I know the "dont smile me at bitch" smile!?
I need to learn that smile, prolly would come in handy! speaking of handey...today's deep thought of the day is, "I wish somebody would invent a fruit that had no seeds, tasted delicious and screamed when you ate it". YUM!
So, that's great. While I was all worried about Dina disappearing, you two were just chatting your fingers off, without a care in the world, huh?
My husband likes musicals too. Sad but true fact. It doesn't mean he likes penes. (That's not a typo, it's the plural... deep thought.)
Jack Handy, huh?
I saw Dina's medicine stash. I'm almost certain at least one of those bottles were "bear pills."
This post vaguely reminds me of my uncle Caveman.
Hey, my guy listens to gay tunes too. Drives me fucking crazy! And he likes to blast them when we're in the car which embarrasses the shit outta me.
musicals aren't gay... sucking cock is
Oh you just make me laugh :)
Love Jack Handey.
I have something on my blog for you!
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