Thursday, May 27, 2010

300 THINGS!!!!!!!!111

Okay, so...finally got it together, dudes!

Here's the thing...it's almost summer, so I thought...SUMMER FUN PACK! In this giveaway, you'll find almost everything you need for a super fun day at the park, hiking, camping, whatever-ing. Like...outside. In the sun. That big round thing in the sky that isn't the moon or that weird baby head from The Teletubbies. (remember them?? OMG PURPLE IS GAY!)

Anywho, here's the rundown of 300 THINGS: The Giveaway!

1 Copy of 300...because I never miss a chance to be cliche. And also because muscles and whatnot if you're into that kinda thing.

1 FUCKING RAD COOLER/BACKPACK! This thing rules! It holds like a dozen cans (bottles?) in the bottom and the top is all insulated too, and it's got like, backpack straps on it so it's way easy to carry. I kinda wanna keep it...

1 Copy of Hungry Girl 1-2-3...the newest book from the queen of diet cheats.

20 dollars on this Target Gift Card! To be used exclusively for awesome summer gear, got it??
1 Reusable Target Bag...save the environment!

1 - CUTE Ceramic Blade Peeler - because it's prime time for fruits and veggies, guys.

175 - Water Bombs...yeah, I realize this might seem like a shitty filler, but check it: You need to spend more time with your kids, and you guys are my first priority. I did this for your own good. Plus, running from water balloons burns like, a shitload of calories.
1 - Inflatable Beach Ball

Alright...
1 - Package of Wet Ones, because outside is dirty.
1 - Toy Story Ice Pack in case you fall down.
16 Piece First Aid Kit because you are sometimes clumsy and shit happens.
7 Piece Sun Relief Kit because you think you're too cool for sunscreen.
1 - Emergency Blanket! In case you get lost in the woods and need to sleep in a tree. I don't want you to catch a cold! Also, astronauts use these so that makes it awesome. Like freeze-dried ice cream!

1 - Burt's Bees Lip Balm so you can mind your own beeswax and also not have crackhead lips.
1 - Rad summer-inspired nail polish because your toes are looking OUTTA SEASON.

4 - Hot Dog Holders (mind outta the gutter, kids.)
4 - Corn on the Cob holders (seriously, act your age.)

1 - Coppertone Sport SPF 50 Sunscreen - THE MOST IMPORTANT THING HERE...Skin cancer, don't play that game.

1 - Awesome insulated cup thingy that an ice thingy in it to keep it cool, baby.
10 - packets Crystal Light Fruit Punch
10 - packets Lipton Energize Tea To Go (for energy!)
7 - Crystal Light Pure Fitness Grape packets (These are new...you'll want to try them!)

5 - Fiber One Bars (I know the box says six, but Jeff's a dick.)
7 - Emerald Nuts 100 Cal Pack - Almonds & Walnuts
7 - Emerald Nuts 100 Cal Pack - Cocoa Roast Almonds

2 - packs of fruity summery gums
1 - tin of Altoids cause your breath be kickin'
12 - CRAZY straws...for the kids...and for you, because they're awesome. Also, I dunno what happened to the real picture, cause I know I took one, but...this is how they look, k?

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300 THINGS!

NOW...you wanna win all this shit, right? Of course you do, it's awesome. AND, since I was able to squish it all into a Flat Rate box (Woohoo!), that means EVERYONE can enter! Even you Canadians and British and whatnot.

So in order to enter, first off, you have to be a follower! I know this might be greedy, but if I'm gonna be sending you a big ol' box-o-crap, I want you to at least be someone who reads my damn blog. So if you're not a follower, do that first.

THEN...

1. Leave me a comment. About anything! Well, about something. I mean, don't just be all "comment" and expect that shit to fly! Tell me something cool.
2. Follow me on Twitter! @fightfatphobia (and let me know via comment, por favor)
3. Link to this post and invite your pals. (Then comment AGAIN to tell me you linked so you get counted again!)
4. Post a 30-second video talking about how awesome I am. (5 entries!)


IF you linked to me already to help me get up to 300, please leave a comment on THIS post reminding me, so I can give you an extra entry, as promised. :) AND THANKS, you rule...seriously, you're the best...around...nothin's gonna ever keep you down.

Once again, thanks so much for following my blog and reading my whines and antics on a semi-daily basis. It means SO much to me! Hearts and flowers, guys!

Good luck!

115 comments:

Kimmi said...

It's it wrong that I seriously want the water balloons even though I have no kids? This is an AMAZING prize!

wildfluffysheep said...

I just jumped on the spot when I read the British can enter! woohoo
most exercise ive had all week

i best get linking you up and all that jazz.
i definitely started to reblog at the right time. good stuff Tricia

Rebecca said...

oh my word.. what a fab give away!!

i even signed into twitter, which I hadnt done in ages just to get an extra entry!

thanks!

Kristen said...

WATER BALLOONS! I have to enter this. Plus, that cooler thing looks pretty awesome for both summer hiking and fall tailgating- two of my all-time favorite activities. =)

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

Gerard Butler is simply declicious!!! :)

Great giveaway!

Kristen said...

Oh yeah, and I am also now a Twitter follower!

Laurie (GastricGirl.com) said...

Commenting again that I've been following you on Twitter! :)

Stacie said...

You crack me up girl. Your giveaway rocks.

Big Clyde said...

Very cool, Tricia. I don't tweet, so I'm out, but someone will be the lucky weiner.

Anonymous said...

Tricia, tricia, tricia.

The backpack holds a fifth of tequila, a shot glass, and a half dozen limes quite nicely too. Don't ask me how I know. :)

Or you can leave out the shot glass and just bring along one of those crazy straws if you're not into weight lifting.

Ahhhhh. Summertime.

Lisa said...

Never mind the kids....Nothing make an adult beverage taste better then drinking it from a crazy straw, while pummeling the bratty neighborhood kids with water balloons!

Camevil said...

That hot dog holder is igniting a competitive flame in me. And yes, my mind is in the gutter over that one.

Jams said...

This is so cool! I wanna win! I never win anything! And your cupcakes at the top always make me want cake... so I should get extra credit for still coming here! :p

Jams said...

And I linked you on my blog... even though that will send more people to fight for this awesome giveaway! :)

Kimmi said...

Linked you in the blog! Ugh I wish I had a twitter just for this giveaway...

Lola said...

I think I was follower 296 so that has to count for something right? Right??!! Also I'll follow you on twitter since I'm into that nerdiness.

Teale said...

Love this giveaway! I'm off to get myself some extra entries!!!

Teale said...

I'm now a twitter follower! Username is tealeth922!

Teale said...

I also linked up to this entry! http://tealesmeals.blogspot.com/2010/05/go-visit-tricia.html

Wishing on a star said...

Sign up to win some cool free shit! Thanks for the chance to win Trica, you rock.

Larissa said...

HUGE fan of freeze-dried ice cream. What's not to love about chunks of chalk looking substance that melts in your mouth!? YUM! lol

Oh and PS I just started following you on Twitter (@Larizz3) AND wrote a blurb in an entry a few weeks back about how awesome you are. (http://newlarissa.livejournal.com/21831.html) Was I supposed to put those seperate? Oops. I'm going to do a vlog later but I'll let you know when I do! :)

Blossom said...

This is an awesome prize! Will you ship to Canada? I'm sure you know, I already follow you here & on Twitter. I will post a link to this giveaway....but I don't know about the video! 8-O

Blossom said...

Ok, I linked back to your contest!!

TJ said...

Due, speaking of cool- how cool are you to do all of this for your blog buddies??!! YOU ARE DA BOMB T! :)

I linked to add peeps to follow you on my blog when you asked originally.

Im gonna go TWEET about your giveaway RIGHT NOW! :)

---so is that 3 tries? :)

Sarah said...

Wow, what a giveaway! Would love to win (will also tweet this).

Janece said...

GREAT giveaway and GREAT blog, as always! You so rock!

Here is your something cool: YOU! You always make me laugh right out loud. Thanks! Many days I seriously NEED it! =)

Janece
@gourmetmama

Janece said...

Okay, I am now a Twitter follower as well! Wootsauce! =)

I am also trying to figure out how I missed following you on Twitter before now... hm...

Janece
@gourmetmama

Janece said...

Oh! I am also one of the ones who began following you to get you up to 300 followers!


Janece
@gourmetmama

Janece said...

Okay, since I have no video recorder (lol, GREAT idea!), this is the last one for me. I retweeted (@gourmetmama) and posted your giveaway on my FB page.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?id=746216966

Janece
@gourmetmama

Tricia said...

super duper awesome giveaway!

congrats on 300!

Tricia said...

oh...shouldnt I get an extra entry since we have the same name? ;)

Amanda Acquard said...

The 300 is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time and this is my number 1 favorite giveaway. Hope I win:-)

Shelley said...

You do the best giveaways - your descriptions are so fun..."because outside is dirty" busted me up!

Congrats on having over 300 followers...and you know, when (WHEN, not if) you write your book, people will PAY to read you!

Results Not Typical Girl said...

ENTRY NUMERO DUH: I am also now following you on Twitter. Could you be nice to us dumbasses and post a damn button on your blog? You have no idea how retarded I am when it comes to this magical glowing box. I'd ask for Twitter lessons, but it sounds like I'm hitting on you...

Results Not Typical Girl said...

Ok, HIT ME AGAIN! Three times a freakin' lady, baby!!! I posted it on Digg to let the whole world know. Giving more smiles to the world than a bottle of Coca-Cola circa 1970's, baby!! (http://digg.com/d31SIzr).

Jamie said...

I think this is the best give away yet!

Jamie said...

Linking you to my blog

Jamie said...

And I actually am starting a twitter account to follow you this very minute!

Amanda Acquard said...

I am now following you on twitter:-)

Fab Kate said...

OMG... now I seriously want all that stuff! and my kids and water balloons! That would be FABULOUS!

Katy said...

HOLY COMMENTS!!! I'd sure like that backpack!

Fab Kate said...

I'm following you on Twitter :)

Fab Kate said...

I blogged/ linked : http://fab50reveiw.blogspot.com

POD said...

I don't need any of your things though I know a lot of homeless who could benefit from them. The blanket, first aid kit, reusable tote bag. This is a street person's dream gift!
I'm following you so you better start saying some fun-knee stuff.

LouLou said...

Well, you've got my love as always, but I'd kill a man for those crazy straws. And, yes, I follow (I'm a follower like that). I'd follow you on twitter if I didn't not-so-secretly believe twitter is the devil. KEEP ROCKING MY SOCKS.

Dani @ WRW said...

I'm in! Love this giveaway! Too cute!

I've been a blog follower for a quite a while even though I don't comment much. Your sense of humor makes you one of my favs!

Dani @ WRW said...

Also, I'm sad in the pants 'cause I thought I was already following you on Twitter but I wasn't! So now I'm following there, too. Man, I suck at the whole Twitter thing!

Erin said...

i fucking want. this. shit.

likerightnow.

i dont tweet, but if i did, i'd totes follow you.

Amanda said...

Whenever I see the Tricia Militia logo on the right sidebar, I'm reminded of the crude penis drawings I used to make. And now you're looking at it and going damn it is phallic-y!

Phallicy indeed.

Also, giveaway! Yay.

Erin said...

linked up....


rad stuff now...pleasssse.

@eloh said...

Are any of those "Hungry Girl" recipes on line?

Yum Yucky said...

What da heeezie!! I landed here right after following you on Twitter and what do my eyeballs behold?? The best frackin' giveaway EVER in life!!!! (for real)

oh yeah wait....."comment"

Yum Yucky said...

...so like I said, I followed you on Twitter today BEFORE I knew about the giveaway. hehe.

Yum Yucky said...

this is not spam. I'm just back gain to tell you I shared this Giveaway with the Yum Yucky Facebook Fans. ((burp)) http://www.facebook.com/YumYucky

Erin said...

This is so cool! 300 Things of summer! :D

Erin said...

I follow you now on twitter too! :D

Erin said...

Here's my Tweet! :D

http://twitter.com/CelticheartD/statuses/14857018511

rainbwsnkittns said...

Dude, how had I not seen this blog before? You're funny as hells. Give Yum Yucky a complimentary hot dog holder or something because she brought me over here from Facebook. Anyway, here is my comment!

rainbwsnkittns said...

Also, I am following you on Twitter now.

EricaB said...

I was follower no. 319 (EricaB). You are the first and only blog I have ever signed up to follow. I almost wish I had my own blog or twitter so I could get more entries. Of course the water balloons and straws are cool, but I wanted to focus the love on something else neat -- wow, sunscreen. I rarely wear it but know I should. Thus, winning might very well save my life.

TaDa said...

well that leaves me out.. I don't know how to twitter .. tried and tried.. just can't grasp it... might be my chemo soaked brain.. lol

Rob West said...

I am in!...I want it all and especially the 300 movie and the Fiber One bars. They make me poop big time.

I also would like to have the water baloons for my kids. They would really love all the cool stuff. The bendy straws too.

I have three girls so I know they would love all that stuff.

I could use the back pack for my beer on the go. How's that for coolness post.

I followed you on Twitter. I would suggest you put your blog link on Twitter so people who don't know about your blog can see the link back all the time.

Word! :)

big_mummy said...

something cool???? Polar bears. Well actually they are probably techniclly warm blooded so; iceburg. But i really want to enter dude, and if i won, I would even let you keep the target card and prize give to someone else. nice huh. Thats me.

big_mummy said...

oh, and i just posted about you on my blog

big_mummy said...

and I encouraged following!

ashweezy said...

I follow you on twitter!

ashweezy said...

also, I have to commend you on this awesome giveaway idea. It opens the door to other movie interpretations too like Pulp Fiction, with a juicer and novels.

Monica said...

I dont want to enter, but you seriously need to start writing for tvgasm.com. Youre an awesome writer.

anne h said...

I want the purple gay thing.
No -not THAT purple gay thing.
The OTHER purple gay thing.
Yeah, THAT one!

Katie J said...

COOOOOOLL stuff Tricia!

I already stalk you so check. I will follow you on Twitter and add a comment for that.

I totally agree that you should get paid for writing. You are SO entertaining and I feel like I can let it all hang out over here!

Natasha said...

Awesome giveaway...love to get my chubby fingers on those goods...lots of items I haven't seen here:)

I followed to make you get to 300 :)

Natasha said...

Mentioned the giveaway on my blog inviting everyone to check it out!

~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~ said...

C'mon Trish I'm a fat kid...but I live in Canada (but I'm not Canadian damn it!) so that's cool...however being the lazy fat kid I am (and very anti tweeter) this is my comment. I want to be a weiner damn it! Mostly for that water bottle and the cooler thingie....oh and the muscles in 300 might not be so bad.

Deb said...

Hey just found you. Thank Josie. Great contest.

biz319 said...

Is it sad that I am probably the last person on earth who doesn't twitter??!!

Great giveaway! I am so excited about our 101 Days of Summer Challenge - I plan on adding all the participants to my blog roll by Sunday.

Happy Friday!

The Phat Nanny said...

Hell YEAH I want that shit! Are you for real? Found you through Erin's "The xxl-files" blog. Now I'm a follower for life!

Weijourn said...

I'm new to your blog and now a follower. I've just started a weight loss blog and am now looking around at other blogs to see what people are writing about. I'm not a twitterer either.

Sarah said...

Following you on twitter, I'm msarah76.

Linked you on my blog:
http://nwanonymom.blogspot.com/2010/05/check-this-out.html

Janelle said...

Following you on twitter, I am @janellody

arielcircleofnine said...

If I win, Im going to fill up a few water balloons, cover them with the burt's bees lip balm and try to shave them with the veggie peeler! Just kidding...but I do want that veggie peeler!!!!!
I joined Twitter and am following your awesomeness there! When you said you went all out for this giveaway you werent bullshizznittin! that stuff is fantastic!

Deb said...

Following on Twitter: Debc65

skinnyhollie said...

I linked to you to and became one of your 300! Love the blog!

skinnyhollie said...

All three of my kids LOVED Teletubbies, lol! But I did make sure my son only played with Dipsy (Green). He was cool - I think he was a brotha!

skinnyhollie said...

Ummm... damn... I forgot what I was supposed to do next!

Raegun said...

Hey - just found your blog through another Follower's link and I'm LOVING it! I'm new to the blogosphere (at least, I think that's you kids are callin it) and look forward to following YOU. Ok...that sounds creepy. Ha!
Cheers,
Rae

Traci said...

What a great idea! How generous of you to do this giveaway.

Traci said...

I am now a follower on Twitter.

Traci said...

I just posted a blog about your giveaway.

screwdestiny said...

Girl, how could I NOT follow your blog?! It's my day brightener. Seriously, I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read the part about the hot dog holders. Anyway, I so want to win this. I'm even considering posting about it on my blog even though I generally never do that. I'd totally leave you a video, too, if I had a video camera.

westbubbles said...

What a giveaway! ... tá tú na beacha glúine ... comhghairdeachas ... small dose of irish :D

Kim said...

Ok, so I'll say something cool. I'm on muscle relaxants right now and everything is funny. Well, I thought since everything is funny and your blog is funny without muscle relaxants that it would be even more funny to read and I was soooo right! Corn cob holders and hotdog holders!! LMAO! Thank you. :) I'll go find you on Twitter. I don't do much on there b/c I have no followers...well, my mom is but that doesn't really count. lol And I'm linking to your post right now too.

seattlerunnergirl said...

What a great giveaway! I found you via the doped-up Kim and would love to win (and I added you to my reader, woot!)!

weightwatchingfoodie said...

hi there....also following you on twitter

janie said...

Hi! Love reading your funny blog posts. Makes me laugh so hard that I start to cough then I can't breathe. Keep up the good work!

Debbi Does Dinner Healthy said...

Great blog! I am loving reading it! Great giveaway, thanks!

Anonymous said...

Great Blog and I totally want the water balloons! =) Jennifer

Valerie said...

this is such a badass prize pack! :)

we have the same birthday so I hope that gives me extra good luck!

p.s. I'm fallowing you on twitter my user name is 'celenynotcelery'

LMH said...

I am following you on google - and I have to say, I just got back from vacation and the thing I was looking forward to was more blog posts from you. I am very excited to see that there are many!

Keep it up, chica!

amoslionhorse said...

i am a follower!!! and wow.. you are seriously over the top generous! very cool stuff, Tricia!

amoslionhorse said...

i am following you now on twitter. thanks!

Tara said...

Is it too late to get in on this?

*this is my random comment entry

Tara said...

Did you feel that?

That was me pushing your follow button on twitter.

dirty.

Tara said...

Linky linky to post = complete!

~Oct said...

Very cool contest. :) And very cool (and wacky) prizes! Please enter me to win 300 goodies thank you x300!

Flabby McGee said...

Ok, whew...better late than never I guess. I still have some...hope...

:) Well, I've been following you forver, so checkmark for that one. And here's my comment, and I linked you....I know it's late, but I get so preoccupied...

Can't do a video, because - I"m in some sort of dark ages when it comes to technology. Plus I"m always broke, so I don't think I have a video camera. But If I could make a video - I'd tell people you're awesome cuz you swear a lot, are really, compellingly honest, and you make people laugh ALL THE TIME. Really - you are one of the best bloggers I've seen, prepare to hit 1,000 followers one day soon!

heather said...

I am following you both on the blog and twitter.

Jenn said...

I think this is seriously the best giveaway ever.

Jenn said...

I'm following you on Twitter

Jenn said...

Oh, and I'm a blog follower

Amy said...

This is an awesome giveaway, much more generous than I've ever been

Amy said...

I am now following you on twitter

Rachel Palmieri said...

I just found your blog through Biz's 101 Day Challenge and I have to say, you CRACK me up!

MSMILLA said...

I Have you in my Google reader and I am going to follow you on Twitter. Awesome giveaway!!

lafngirl said...

Just found your site... great energy and fun...can't wait to read more!!

Camevil said...

I forgot my Twitter password and we don't have a videocam for our own protection during drunken, lustful evenings. I did, tho, link to you post. Now put another entry in the hat for me!

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